作者tsubasa8336 (請不要叫我史瑞克<( )>)
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標題[轉錄][轉錄][無言] 噁心的話
時間Tue Mar 10 23:09:29 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: dragon8332 (大心盃拼一個) 站內: joke
標題: [轉錄][無言] 噁心的話
時間: Tue Mar 10 20:16:34 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: giligowla731 (比奇) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 噁心的話
時間: Tue Mar 10 18:55:05 2009
（內有小閃，慎入。）
這是我朋友和強者她男朋友的故事。
（她男朋友簡稱傻B男，不是，是B男。）
據說B男長的又高又帥，連我同學的媽媽都很稱讚。
只是...他個性有點木訥，甚至可以說木訥過了頭....
有一天，我同學忽然對B男撒嬌，用甜膩膩的嗓音說
「欸～你對我說一句很噁心的話好不好？」
B男看了我同學一眼，說
「大便。」
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35F：推 imodesigner:大便很大，噁心不用錢!! 03/10 19:20
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47F：推 philxiao:哈哈哈 還好不是更狠的：妳吃大便 03/10 19:29
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62F：推 tevil:這樣都脫團 高手阿 >"< 03/10 19:35
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