Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09) http://0rz.tw/uWDny Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning. What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually. Journalist: Hello, Noel? NG: Hello. Jnlst: Shall we begin? NG: Vamos! Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened? NG: ?? 'Scuse me? Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey? NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"? Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him? HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he? We continue... NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes? Jnlst: As you wish. NG: Ok. Fire at will. Jnlst: Sorry? NG: Never mind, just get on with it! Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock? Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless... NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY? Jnlst: Of course. SEX TURKEY! NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey? Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant? NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up. Jnlst: But you never answer my question!! NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye. In a bit. GD. ____________ 我跟頭子一樣到最後才搞懂... SEX TURKEY...太好笑了..XD 頭子你真的太累了啦. --

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