作者pure26 (nobody)
看板Oasis
標題[情報] Noel:I WANT A MASK!!!
時間Wed Apr 29 21:19:07 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (28/04/09)
Category: Music
It's all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people
out. Landed at Crack'arse airport yesterday. All the ground staff are
wearing those little white face masks! ALL OF THEM. It was like something
out of another Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one.
Then if that wasn't bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and
tells me to be "careful" or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point
I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to
stare!! I WANT A MASK!!!
Crack'arse, it must be said, is not the most glamourous of destinations,
despite what we were led to believe as kids from that film "Gregory's Girl".
I currently have an armed guard outside my room! What does that say?
Am I vulnerable to a robbery from room service? Anyway, could be worse, at
least the sun's out and I have a balcony and it's 86*. Mind you, what about
snipers (as Bobby Gillespie once said to me as we were getting pissed in
my back garden)??
In a bit.
GD.
太好笑了XDDDDD
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http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=4385325
http://twitter.com/NoelDGallagher
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1F：推 maydayyy:第二段實在太好笑 是在演喜劇片嗎XD 不過還是小心點.. 囧 04/29 21:28
2F：→ pure26:最後一段也是 太幽默了吧XDDD 04/29 21:30
※ 編輯: pure26 來自: 114.46.116.97 (04/29 21:36)
3F：→ onetwo01:所以說應該小心點嘛...XD 04/29 21:52
4F：推 cookie1:打完噴嚏全場都靜下來很好笑... 04/29 21:55
5F：推 erical:I feel quite naked without one.:)很有趣的反應. 04/29 21:59
6F：→ onetwo01:而且的確蠻像史蒂芬金的小說畫面的...很驚悚XD 04/29 21:59
7F：推 leopardlocke:哈哈 想像那畫面.... 04/29 22:10
8F：推 sunnyhua:noel也太好笑了我的媽 哈哈哈哈哈 04/29 22:36
9F：推 FIONhou:史蒂芬金....哈哈!!!! 04/29 23:44
10F：推 Avodka:噴嚏的timing很喜感~ 04/29 23:50
11F：推 osga:哈哈～I WANT A MASK!!! 然後Noel裝鎮定酷酷走出去嗎？ 04/30 00:50
12F：推 starwars:我真是愛死頭子的日記了 XDDDD Noel實在是個很妙的人!! 04/30 01:36
13F：推 lisaonlisa:重點是 頭子看書(誤) 04/30 01:41
14F：推 chiayellow:非常時期鼻涕還真不能亂噴..不然真會成為焦點ㄋ..驚驚 04/30 10:32
15F：推 shiyil:看到這文章 突然覺得 我們真的生活在同個地球上... 04/30 13:55
16F：推 watashiwa:打噴嚏那段好好笑XDDD 04/30 14:01
17F：推 cookie1:所以南美的歌迷都會戴口罩去聽演唱會嗎? 04/30 15:21