作者armageddon (Chutney Gallagher )
看板Oasis
標題[新聞] Noel: I'm a rock 'n' roll STAlin
時間Mon Apr 16 20:28:40 2007
Noel: I'm a rock 'n' roll Stalin
April 16, 2007
I CAN reveal there are going to be dictators on the dancefloor at
NOEL GALLAGHER’s 40th birthday mega bash.
The OASIS star is throwing a “tyrants and despots” party where
everyone will be kitted out as a ruthless renegade — and he’s
going as evil Soviet leader JOSEPH STALIN.
There are sure to be some fantastic costumes on show and Noel’s
brother LIAM is not one to be overshadowed.
I reckon he could go as Nazi ADOLF HITLER — the most infamous
despot of them all.
As for that fat fascist BENITO MUSSOLINI, I think their roly-poly
brother PAUL is the only Gallagher big enough for that job.
The Sun’s art desk wizards have done mock-ups of just what the
lairy lads might look like
A source said: “The party will be totally insane.
“Noel has a brilliant but really dark sense of humour, as his
plans show. It’s going to be a mad, mad, night.”
Macho brothers Liam and Noel are actually big fans of fancy dress.
Liam once dressed up as Jesus for a party — no surprises there.
And Noel was high as a kite and in a costume when his invitation
to drinks at Downing Street plopped on to his doormat in 1997,
Britpop’s heyday.
He revealed recently: “I defy anybody to have an official f***ing
letter drop through the letterbox, while you’re dressed as an
Afghan clown, at five in the morning, off your head on acid from
going, ‘It’s from the f***ing Prime Minister. He’s inviting us
to his house for a drink’. ”
Among those expected to be at Noel’s affair in May are KASABIAN
— there’s a whisper guitarist SERGE PIZZORNO could go as GENGHIS
KHAN — and PAUL WELLER.
Noel wants to keep things up to date and is trying hard to find
someone to be Iranian boss MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD. And no wonder he
chose a Russian icon — his childhood nickname was BREZHNEV, after
bushy-eyebrowed leader Leonid.
The Sun
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007170439,00.html
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1F:推 PatsyGallagh:這個報導很無聊感覺比較像是記者自己掰的:P 04/16 21:20
2F:→ PatsyGallagh:不過頭子要 40 了呢我的天啊>///< 04/16 21:20
3F:→ armageddon:There is only one Noelly!!! 04/16 21:27