http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7780062.stm 還蠻好笑的,節錄一些貼上來 XD JOE F***ING KINNEAR就不用說了 XD 一定在這裡面... "It was a great result and it might stop people saying Newcastle have not won under Kevin Keegan." Keegan after Newcastle beat Fulham to secure their first win since his return. Might, Kevin? "If the Ferrari president is right about the Singapore Grand Prix being a circus, then we have to be grateful to him for providing the clowns." Bernie Ecclestone after the Ferrari pit crew allowed Felipe Massa to exit the pit box with the fuel hose still attached. "We were down at a corner in front of The Kop when they were singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'. I was standing next to Gerrard and singing along with them. He looked at me like I was a weirdo!" Havant & Waterlooville's Jamie Collins freaked out Stevie G during the FA Cup tie at Anfield. "I was in the laundry and I realised I was standing right next to Rafael Nadal. I didn't bother him but he was shoving all his colours and whites in together. I really wanted to say, 'Dude, you're going to have a nightmare with that'. But what can you do?" British cyclist Jamie Staff, who won gold in the team sprint, revealed Nadal might have to buy new whites for Wimbledon next year. "I don't want to comment on who or what will take over my job at Newcastle." Sam Allardyce after getting sacked. "I am sure we will see pictures of Sam in his Speedos walking along a beach somewhere. That won't be a pretty sight." Wigan manager Steve Bruce was keen for Allardyce to get another job asap. "The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning." But Big Sam had other things on his plate. "The only way we will get into Europe is by ferry!" Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan realised it wouldn't be plain sailing when he took over. "We asked the fourth official to tell the referee to stop the game and take away the balloons - or kill them." Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson showed his sinister side as a bunch of balloons scuppered his FA Cup dreams at Bramall Lane. "I've got more points on my licence!" Derby manager Paul Jewell on his side's meagre points total. (我們正是大戶......-.-) "*!@!!*$!@!!" Joe Kinnear reacquainted himself with Her Majesty's press, rattling off a world-record 52 swear words in five minutes. "We've got a Mickey Mouse ref doing nothing." Joe Kinnear crosses Martin Atkinson off his Christmas card list following Newcastle's defeat at Fulham. http://tinyurl.com/7m5e97 "You know me - I always listen to referees." Roy Keane upon receiving an FA improper conduct charge. --

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