超級好笑的文章 資料來源: http://www.bugsandcranks.com/ Now it’s time to plot some revenge Posted by Ed Valentine in New York Yankees April 14th, 2008 Now that the New York Yankees have unearthed the David Ortiz jersey buried in the floor of the new Yankee Stadium, it’s time to plot revenge on the Red Sox. Here’s a list of 10 items the Yankees should hide in Fenway Park. Oh, and kudos to my buddy Rick for kicking me in the butt and making me write this. ‧The bat used by Bucky ‘Bleepin’ Dent to hit his 1978 playoff game home run. ‧For good measure, the bat used by Aaron ‘Bleepin’ Boone in 2003. ‧Carl Pavano. The Red Sox wanted him, the Yankees got him. Things haven’t been the same since. ‧A cake sat on by Sparky Lyle. Lyle, the great reliever the Sox foolishly traded to the Yankees for Danny Cater, was a famous prankster whose cake-sitting exploits were legendary. ‧A Babe Ruth Yankees’ jersey. ‧The glove Lou Piniella used to make his game-saving play in the 1978 playoff game. ‧A CD with John Sterling’s voice screaming ‘Yankees Win. THEEEEEEEE Yankees win!! ‧A Pedro Martinez ‘The Yankees are My Daddy’ t-shirt. ‧Kyle Farnsworth. Oh, and Kei Igawa, too. Because Yankee fans are generous. ‧Grady Little’s hat. Because he always brought the Yankees luck. I’m sure there are a million more of these. Let’s hear your additions to the list. 下面Comment回這個更機車 The Yankees should hide steroids in the visitors dugout for Giambi to take before each game, so they get some productivity out of him. --

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