作者lancelet (修行非為絕情)
看板NY-Yankees
標題[新聞]Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?
時間Sun Aug 12 08:58:04 2007
Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?
Posted Aug 9th 2007 2:18PM by Larry Brown
Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip
I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning and they had a guest
on from a gossip website called L.A. Rag Mag. Far be it from me to judge
the credibility of the site; all I know is that Carolla had them on, so
they must be somewhat legit (or entertaining at the least). Well, their
latest report certainly has a strong charge -- that Derek Jeter gave
Jessica Alba herpes:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter,
the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source
worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription
for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...
dirty Derek Jeter. You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other
famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous
sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and
most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
Perhaps this is the wrong attitude, but I've always been of the accepting
mindset for STDs -- at least it means you're getting some, right? And by the
way, if this is at all true, anything you can get from having relationships
with Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba, I'm all for. Sign me up.
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1F：推 chaycoa:還真的有這一段新聞 囧 08/12 09:00
2F：推 devilsky:上一篇就刪了你還來= = 這沒什麼好討論的啦 08/12 09:01
3F：推 MRHAUNG:對啊 真是的 (不懂裝懂 = =) 08/12 09:05
4F：推 holabear:這篇不錯八卦啊XDXD 八卦板有翻譯過的喔～XDXD 08/12 09:14
5F：推 charge627:被刪了就不會知道啦 @@" 08/12 09:23
6F：推 GregoryHouse:這種病...外國人身上很常見吧 08/12 09:23
7F：→ MRHAUNG:女主角很正 08/12 09:26
8F：推 hunder31:我記得..女主角的ID也是洋基迷....XDDDD 08/12 09:27
9F：推 moneygigi:找不到八卦版 好想看翻譯 08/12 09:37
10F：推 holabear:Gossioing板XD 08/12 09:38
11F：推 biojeramy:板主刪文標準很奇怪 前面也有非相關棒球的八卦 08/12 09:43
12F：→ biojeramy:反正棒球就是一個show 看看歡樂也不錯 08/12 09:46
13F：→ Sijan:Jessica Alba爆正!! 08/12 09:53
14F：推 minga0102:這歡樂在哪 根本就是醜聞 08/12 09:53
15F：推 neptune317:肛那篇被刪 是因為是國內新聞麼? 08/12 10:01
16F：推 holabear:就是因為國內新聞必砍，這個轉文的才轉國外的來啊XD 08/12 10:11
17F：推 neptune317:嗯 不是八卦的關係 08/12 10:30
18F：推 CCLu:這是新聞嗎？根本胡扯，Jeter dated Alba 時她早就很有名了꘠ 08/12 11:13
19F：推 bonjou:唔..那國內新聞怎會說成成名前 balabala...Orz.. 08/12 11:48
20F：推 dobioptt:可能是想表達:在台灣記者的新聞裡還沒什麼名氣以前 吧? 08/12 11:58
21F：推 JessicaA1ba:胡說! 08/12 22:25
22F：推 webberhan:人帥真好 08/13 12:20