作者weitzu0315 (大哥)
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標題[轉錄][轉錄]Re: [笑話]
時間Wed Jul 16 01:33:25 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 Chiayi 看板]
作者: vulg04mp3 (微笑的背後....) 看板: Chiayi
標題: [轉錄]Re: [笑話]
時間: Wed Jul 16 00:52:23 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: kevin1987tw (扛蜂炮炸北京) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [笑話]
時間: Tue Jul 15 21:47:10 2008
小明到動物園應徵管理員
園長對他說
"你看到你眼前的這頭大象嗎
我要你交會他三件事
先搖搖頭
在點點頭
最後跳進眼前的這個游泳池裡面"
小明說"這還不簡單"
他問大象"你認識我嗎"
大象搖頭
又問"你是一隻正妹象嗎??"
大象點頭
接著小明說"那我可以跟你要MSN嗎??
大象說"我先去洗澡囉~~~
就跳到游泳池裡面了
小明哭著跟園長說"幹~!! 連大象都這樣啦!!!
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2F：→ daflcorn:我的嘴角....不爭氣的...上揚了 07/15 21:48
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5F：推 SaBeeS:XDDD這年頭連大象都欺負宅宅 07/15 21:50
6F：推 GoNow:笑話版今日首推就給你了 07/15 21:50
7F：→ gunseed:正妹象可以吃嗎? 07/15 21:51
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9F：推 LateRainUn:有笑有推XDDD 07/15 21:51
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22F：推 shinyagrey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD good! 07/15 21:59
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25F：推 swjlsc:我笑了 07/15 22:01
26F：推 kyowinner:第一次推正妹梗XD 07/15 22:02
27F：推 SaVanNaSG:連中文都學會了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:02
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36F：推 piyoduck:XDXDXD GOOD~~~ 07/15 22:06
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47F：推 okbon66:虎爛啊 XDDD 07/15 22:09
48F：推 topchris:XD!! 07/15 22:09
49F：推 CHTM:可以推爆嗎 太經典了~~ 07/15 22:10
50F：推 kyhkyh:XD 07/15 22:11
51F：推 agantw:下期版標 幹!!連大象都這樣!! 07/15 22:11
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53F：推 sixis:這實在太強大了 XDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:13
54F：推 reallybestx:GJ XDDDDDD 07/15 22:13
55F：推 okgod:太好笑了這個~~~ 07/15 22:13
56F：推 ICpo:老梗發新芽 07/15 22:14
57F：推 lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:14
58F：→ toNpppa:洨了啦 07/15 22:15
59F：→ liberating:XD 07/15 22:15
60F：推 OOXXBINGOYA:推~老梗新芽 07/15 22:15
61F：推 hcc19880512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:15
62F：推 CMD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:16
63F：推 sofaly:老梗新芽~~~~ 07/15 22:16
64F：推 goodcharming:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:16
65F：→ BootingZ:老梗新芽 沒得推箭頭加減用～ 07/15 22:16
66F：推 ahinetn123:白痴 XD 07/15 22:17
67F：→ Dogabook:= = 07/15 22:17
68F：推 VagrantK:XD 07/15 22:19
69F：推 masamune:我覺得值得推!!!! 07/15 22:19
70F：推 larcenciel:我笑了XDDDDD 07/15 22:19
71F：推 xtxml:老梗新用，推推推!!!!! 07/15 22:20
72F：推 Yehsb:算你有創意! 07/15 22:20
73F：推 newjedi:XDDDdddd 07/15 22:22
74F：推 miaooooooooo:XDD 好吧我給你個推 07/15 22:22
75F：推 tim0603:XD 07/15 22:23
76F：推 eerlouis71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:24
77F：推 Darius1979:你真的有創意 07/15 22:25
78F：推 op111925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:25
79F：推 lion780714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:26
80F：→ visorkk:XD 07/15 22:26
81F：推 Mafty:XDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:27
82F：推 benblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:28
83F：推 hate56:沒想到也發生在他身上 07/15 22:28
84F：推 dendrobium:我笑了XDDDD 07/15 22:28
85F：→ anper:XD 07/15 22:29
86F：推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:30
87F：推 goms:XD 07/15 22:31
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93F：推 nbvhgfytrtw:爆吧！ 07/15 22:35
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97F：推 Felix0802:笑死我了= = 原PO可以再諧星一點~~~XD 07/15 22:37
98F：推 kanezero:本日最XD~ 07/15 22:37
99F：推 bloodway:幹.!!我笑到快虛脫了.... 07/15 22:39
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104F：推 saten:幹，新梗給你推~~~ 07/15 22:41
105F：推 yl817803:今日的第二篇優質文ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤD 07/15 22:41
106F：推 rcak801:算你厲害 07/15 22:42
107F：推 galbt:好久沒看到真的笑話了^^ 07/15 22:42
108F：推 nana10256:97!! 07/15 22:42
109F：推 Asucks:這個讚 07/15 22:42
110F：推 goodcharming:再推啦 07/15 22:42
111F：推 sdfgpoiu:賞你無噓爆 07/15 22:43
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113F：推 goms:爆 07/15 22:43
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115F：推 zeratulbt:哈哈 07/15 22:43
116F：推 jokerpat:爆~ 07/15 22:43
117F：→ kevin1987tw:謝謝大家的支持!! 幫我多衝點人氣吧!! 07/15 22:44
118F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:45
119F：推 youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:45
120F：噓 alkane1:爛梗還想衝人氣勒 07/15 22:46
121F：推 Bambe:補推 07/15 22:46
122F：噓 joeylord: 07/15 22:47
123F：推 s10027162:XD 07/15 22:47
124F：推 joseph873:幫你爆 07/15 22:47
125F：→ joeylord:解爆了ㄎㄎ 07/15 22:47
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127F：推 leokidd:＠＠怎麼有人噓 07/15 22:48
128F：→ joeylord:... 07/15 22:48
129F：→ CassiJe:...剛開始逛joke不太懂...這篇笑點是?? 07/15 22:49
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133F：推 tamataco:要先看上一篇比較好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:50
134F：→ powerseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:52
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137F：→ gloomedran:正妹梗越玩越好笑XD 07/15 22:53
138F：→ kevin1987tw:Cass大 請搜尋 "發生在我身上" 07/15 22:53
139F：推 smartchao:後面改一下 直接講"先洗澡~掰"然後就結束比較好笑 07/15 22:54
140F：推 xhank76:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:54
141F：推 chrischangqq:好笑... 07/15 22:56
142F：→ gordon52314:哈哈!!這真是太好笑啦>"< 07/15 22:58
143F：→ royalksdmc:只有我覺得不好笑嗎 07/15 22:59
144F：推 Eason86:XD 07/15 22:59
145F：推 ofey:XDDDDDDDD 07/15 22:59
146F：→ bil193:我覺得再用"先洗澡~掰"反而會不好笑耶 07/15 23:00
147F：→ qqqqqqqqq:閱。 07/15 23:01
148F：推 Satyria:有創意 老梗新用 07/15 23:04
149F：推 OneMow:有笑有推 哈哈哈 07/15 23:06
150F：推 FERRE:你這個畜生 太好笑了 哈哈哈 07/15 23:08
151F：推 belle1108:哈 好可愛 07/15 23:09
152F：推 GBIO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 23:09
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157F：推 andyL:嘴角微微的上揚XD 07/15 23:19
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159F：推 jou5276:畜生 07/15 23:20
160F：推 nicolas:超帥 07/15 23:21
161F：推 xpasser:XD 哈哈哈 07/15 23:23
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164F：推 ck3300511:好讚阿 07/15 23:25
165F：推 bugcoola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 23:25
166F：噓 francis45:好膩 07/15 23:30
167F：推 YakumoRan:推 07/15 23:30
168F：推 wolffrank:爆 07/15 23:30
169F：推 hhhhirooo:一篇有廣大迴響的JOKE，總會有人故意噓來突顯自己 07/15 23:34
170F：→ una0814:有笑有推XDDD 07/15 23:35
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173F：推 dreamtender:哈哈哈 這梗套用在這裡好妙阿 07/15 23:47
174F：推 ToToRex:簡單有創意又不刻意 07/15 23:49
175F：推 ilovewr:好適合的梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 23:50
176F：推 lueliou:笑啦XDXDXD 07/15 23:50
177F：推 hotfox22:真的不推不行..有笑有推 07/15 23:55
178F：推 SportM:GoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooD 07/15 23:56
179F：推 joe15252001:好笑! 07/16 00:00
180F：→ hxqoiqo:雖然點不新鮮 不過說真的還不錯笑!!推一下~ 07/16 00:00
181F：推 mophyfei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:03
182F：→ featherable:沒有最後一句會更好笑:D 07/16 00:03
183F：推 hightogo:XD 07/16 00:09
184F：推 paj:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:16
185F：→ bean000000:幹 很靠北 07/16 00:17
186F：推 sakuraorjill:我笑了 07/16 00:19
187F：推 averangeall:推老梗新用 07/16 00:23
188F：推 axyl:XD 07/16 00:23
189F：推 ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:30
190F：推 kevin8685:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:33
191F：推 tony77998:幹 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:37
192F：噓 a21511b:不好笑 07/16 00:39
193F：推 topchris:推回 07/16 00:40
194F：推 hrs113355:XDDDD 07/16 00:41
195F：推 u61i6m4:強~~~老梗新用~~ 07/16 00:42
196F：→ kof24dj:GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/16 00:43
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197F：推 jefferysu:喔喔 呵呵 去洗澡 07/16 00:53
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200F：推 SGPE:天啊~~好好笑XD 07/16 01:19
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201F：推 seaanemone:那如果大象是公的不就沒則了..... 07/17 10:19
202F：推 chuck751213:推推~! 07/17 13:59
203F：→ ckkencheng:哈 洗澡卡 哈哈哈哈!!! 07/19 12:24
204F：→ seaanemone:樓上常被發 樓上是帥哥 07/19 23:30