作者CrazyMoon (道通天地有形外)
看板NTUmed91
標題[轉錄][無言] 我:「先生您的大便沒拿走......」
時間Fri Mar 28 20:25:44 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: wu9662 (機械路人甲...) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我:「先生您的大便沒拿走......」
時間: Wed Mar 26 23:47:46 2008
靠.........今天下午吃了個噁心的肉圓............
肚子一直很疼痛而且還一直放屁.......真的是shit..........
最可怕的是今天店裡小妹給我請假.......我要go to 去站收銀~
當有個客人買了一包營養土....
看著營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..
我管它甚麼鬼營養土......我只想到我想拉屎.......
當這個客人拿走零錢後居然沒有拿走他的營養土..
我脫口而出:「先生您的大便沒拿走......」
「先生您的大便沒拿走......」
「先生您的大便沒拿走......」
客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」
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1F：推 zvex:遇到優雅的客人 03/26 23:49
2F：推 yuhung:XDDD 03/26 23:51
3F：推 sonryuasuka:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便營養....」 03/26 23:53
4F：推 seon520:請不要鄙視大便,它也有營養.. 03/26 23:53
5F：推 sheepflower:哈哈哈哈…我笑到肚子好痛!!!!! 03/26 23:54
6F：推 rainfalls:好好笑喔 03/26 23:54
7F：→ modernpkman:哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 03/26 23:54
8F：→ wanttu:原PO：營養土是要加在漢堡裡面的嗎？ 03/26 23:55
9F：推 snowsara:哈~ 03/26 23:55
10F：→ r770619a:優雅的客人 03/26 23:56
11F：推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 23:59
12F：推 cloka:XDDDDDDD 03/27 00:00
13F：推 akarirock:有笑有推XD 03/27 00:00
14F：推 jds66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:01
15F：推 hatasky:XD 03/27 00:01
16F：推 hearry:大笑XDD 03/27 00:01
17F：推 eauae:有笑有推哈哈 03/27 00:01
18F：推 mika95g:[超幹] 買個營養土，收銀員叫我帶走大便 03/27 00:03
19F：推 smartfen:哈哈~超好笑 03/27 00:05
20F：推 Elivanta:有笑有推XD 03/27 00:06
21F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:09
22F：推 chuck5669:：『先生，你的大便沒帶走！』 03/27 00:13
23F：推 Musyne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:15
24F：推 masawen57:客人:驚!你怎麼知道我沒沖水 03/27 00:14
25F：推 yihuac:hahahahahaha 03/27 00:20
26F：推 lanvendereed:哈哈哈~~XDDDD 03/27 00:20
27F：推 momotwo:客人:!!(低頭看褲管) 03/27 00:20
28F：推 d20145:GO 不就有"去"的意思嘛? 03/27 00:21
29F：推 fd3sdeen:笨點是"go to 去站收銀" 我懂 03/27 00:25
30F：推 areyoufired:我感覺客人是個狂熱份子.... 03/27 00:28
31F：→ areyoufired:另推簽名檔 ㄅㄧㄚˋ功在中壢就叫ㄅㄧㄚˋ功!! 中壢人 03/27 00:29
32F：推 tkjoice:原PO笨點很多 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:30
33F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:32
34F：推 vanness2008:原PO也說ㄅㄧㄚˋ功? 03/27 00:33
35F：→ wu9662:是阿~我是新屋中壢混血兒~我說ㄅㄧㄚˋ功!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/27 00:34
36F：→ vanness2008:我小時後在新竹也說ㄅㄧㄚˋ 03/27 00:35
37F：→ vanness2008:客家親啊 03/27 00:35
38F：推 wu41289:這會當版標(說不定啦) 03/27 00:35
39F：→ wu9662:樓上我兄弟阿!!!!!!!!!wu大!!!!!!!!! 03/27 00:36
40F：→ guavabear:ㄅㄧㄚˋ功是什麼阿 03/27 00:38
41F：→ tkt777:XDD 03/27 00:39
42F：→ vanness2008:用手指頭一直嘟嘟嘟的遊戲 03/27 00:39
43F：推 koichi0711:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:40
44F：→ wu9662:不是答答答嗎? 03/27 00:40
45F：推 superyas:遇到好客人~~~你的大便不值錢... 03/27 00:44
46F：→ MKAngelheart:這可以變成板標耶XDD 03/27 00:45
47F：推 SDRatE:版標+1~ 超好笑的 03/27 00:50
48F：推 mayuka:很好笑 03/27 00:50
49F：推 gscspring:XD 03/27 00:51
50F：推 vanilla6:XDD 03/27 00:54
51F：推 NymaB:新屋中壢混血兒+1 03/27 00:57
52F：推 rich5wer9:有笑有推XDD 03/27 01:01
53F：推 hahahaman:haha good haha 03/27 01:02
54F：推 smilejessie3:可以改成版標! XDDD 03/27 01:02
55F：推 apple518:為什麼這麼好笑!!!XD 03/27 01:11
56F：→ roger0918:你這樣講營養土會很傷心的 03/27 01:14
57F：推 etlove:天啊，笑翻我了！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 01:15
58F：推 eggbaby:原PO笨點很多 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太爆笑了 03/27 01:18
59F：→ PassthebyLai:囧.... 03/27 01:28
60F：推 justify:我噴了 03/27 01:39
61F：→ lemon207:那個先生的回答也太妙了吧XDDDD 連看2篇M笑的我肚子好痛 03/27 01:43
62F：推 kaer:笑死我了哈哈哈 03/27 01:48
63F：推 crea0520:營養土:囧 03/27 01:57
64F：推 yaling1018:XDDDDDDDD 太妙了XDDDDDDD 03/27 04:01
65F：推 lithin37:版標+1 半夜大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 04:19
66F：推 newrulin:我也新屋中壢混血?? 客家人推 ㄅ一ㄚˋ 功 03/27 06:07
67F：推 tissuetime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 07:49
68F：推 smarter1004:XDDDD 03/27 08:21
69F：推 ilove305mmm:營養土大好啊!!! 03/27 08:49
70F：推 ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 08:55
71F：推 Hope666:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」 03/27 09:00
72F：推 Gonocurrus:XD 03/27 09:09
73F：推 kimisawa:....go to 去站收銀是啥鬼? 03/27 09:32
74F：推 anochen:樓上，我要走去站收銀........ 03/27 10:03
75F：推 Hope666:很好笑，營養吐真的比較好 03/27 10:44
76F：推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/27 10:53
77F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 11:08
78F：→ Yie:XD 03/27 11:25
79F：推 sanada:XD 03/27 11:59
80F：推 caird:太好笑啦，我中壢人，瞬間也想找你買營養土，哈! 03/27 12:00
81F：推 pinkyo:XDDDDDDD 03/27 12:03
82F：推 gfabs:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 12:10
83F：推 cityangeles:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 12:18
84F：推 ice830:go to.... 03/27 12:21
85F：→ princessmake:XD 03/27 12:37
86F：推 sizzlerya:請不要鄙視營養土!!它比大便好吃!! 03/27 12:49
87F：推 mark0829:= =你紅了!! 03/27 13:17
88F：推 kikilala319:版標! 版標! >.^ 03/27 13:36
89F：推 hijenou:XD 03/27 13:39
90F：推 puddingnoeat:請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/27 14:33
91F：推 ethanol:XDXDXD 03/27 14:38
92F：推 evilpoa:一樓幫忙加分 XDDDD 03/27 14:39
93F：推 whatsupman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 14:40
94F：推 ccoca:先生，您的大便真營養! 03/27 14:41
95F：推 choukou:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 15:01
96F：推 tyan0615:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」 XDDD 03/27 15:25
97F：推 kaku0223:好個大便 V.S. 營養土 03/27 15:59
98F：推 alter457:有笑有推 03/27 16:19
99F：推 LoVeDIE7:哈哈哈 03/27 16:33
100F：推 laughgirl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:16
101F：推 iceblue120:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:19
102F：推 coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:26
103F：推 Hoshiwa:好好笑XDDDDD 03/27 18:18
104F：推 sandrayao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 18:36
105F：推 Franka:我笑到鼻孔不斷擴張XD 03/27 18:40
106F：推 cutejenny:哈哈哈哈 03/27 19:19
107F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 20:01
108F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:03
109F：推 tobed:營養土是有尊嚴的!!!! 03/27 21:12
110F：推 j900086:其實 大便比較飲養....要加料嗎XDDDDDD 03/27 21:12
111F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:37
112F：推 hikaruru:有笑有推XDDD 03/27 21:45
113F：推 jllmrey:大家！去銀收站買大便啊~(恍神) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:39
114F：推 arrati:XD 客人真不錯~ 03/27 21:46
115F：推 QQorz:界轉joke 03/27 21:51
※ QQorz:轉錄至看板 joke 03/27 21:51
116F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快爆!! 03/27 22:10
117F：推 qcony:哈哈哈~~~XDDD 03/27 22:13
118F：推 mimmy1983:推ㄅㄧㄚˋ勾 03/27 22:30
119F：→ wu9662:居然快爆了.....囧rz.... 03/27 22:53
120F：推 superqm714:客人修養不錯喔XDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:07
121F：推 ts01402010:好笑~ 03/27 23:24
122F：推 toygun:推推推 推ㄅㄧㄚˋ公~~~~ 03/27 23:35
123F：推 windi15:好好笑喔!!!!!!!!!!! 03/27 23:47
124F：推 rayhq5:太好笑啦!!!XDDDDDDDD當板標啦~~~~ 03/27 23:55
125F：推 iamfind:囧z... 03/27 23:56
126F：推 onlynatasha:PUSH 03/27 23:57
127F：推 phoebe77:XDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDD 03/28 00:00
128F：推 Hik64279:媽的太好笑啦!!! 03/28 00:02
129F：推 ILER:什麼是營養土= = 03/28 00:16
130F：推 playboy9195:哈哈哈 太好笑了啦 唉唷喂啊 03/28 00:30
131F：推 wawamimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:48
132F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:59
133F：推 mintawei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:08
134F：推 wmja4387:XDDDD 03/28 02:28
135F：推 ghostru:XD 03/28 09:28
136F：推 sheep79119:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:28
137F：→ alin5:XD 03/28 16:20
138F：推 sydney2001:XDD 03/28 17:02
139F：推 angel0952:有笑有推 哈哈哈 03/28 18:27
140F：推 gs1458: 有笑有推 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 03/28 18:39
141F：推 BornFish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:07
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142F：→ atpsam:不要鄙視大便XD 04/04 14:02