作者CrazyMoon (道通天地有形外)
看板NTUmed91
標題[轉錄][無言] 不要裝熟....
時間Wed Mar 26 23:46:07 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 不要裝熟....
時間: Wed Mar 26 21:36:08 2008
前幾天 我的換帖好兄弟 為了替我製造機會
叫我順路送一位女孩回去花蓮投票
女孩家住玉里 我家住長濱 住隔壁(海岸山脈在地圖很薄啦....)
而且 有玉長公路 拉近我們的距離
我們從台北出發 一路上邊走邊玩.....
快到女孩家的時候 我的膀胱在跟我抗議....
平時 我都會在路邊做農業灌溉(乖孩子 叔叔有砍掉重練 不能學喔~~~~)
為了形象 我就憋到她家.....
一下車 我就直接按照女孩的指示 直衝廁所解放
上完廁所後 就看到 女孩的阿嬤 在自家的庭院曬蘿蔔乾
我心想 "為了脫團 我要好好把握機會...."
於是 我開口了 "阿嬤......妳曬好多喔......"
阿嬤 在沉默了幾秒 回答我
"不好意思....老人家記性差...常常忘記沖馬桶..... "
囧........._我的脫團之路 似乎 不在我的人生地圖上.......T口T.....
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