作者CrazyMoon (道通天地有形外)
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標題[轉錄]性姿勢
時間Fri Nov 16 13:06:06 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: greenday1006 (人心中都有安全期) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 性姿勢
時間: Fri Nov 16 12:16:24 2007
以下要講的是跟大家說 ○" 這姿勢的危險性
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○r27\"
話說之前讀書讀到一半~忽然我室友A的女友很大聲在罵我室友
而且好像還有在哭~然後就聽到很大的甩門聲~就看他女友衝下樓了
我跟我另一個室友B趕快跑到我我室友A的房間去~看到我室友沒穿衣服在找他內褲
整個畫面就很不健康...然後他找到後就急急忙忙穿上內褲就衝下樓找他女友
後來問他才知道~原來他在跟他女友交配時 (請看示意圖)
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牆 /
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嗯嗯 ○r27\"
到最後衝刺過程~太大力~結果他女朋友就頭撞到牆好幾下~而且是超大力
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牆 / ○ (太專注完全沒發覺出人命的室友A)
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碰碰- 冏r27\"
之後他女友就哭了~然後一直罵他~穿好衣服拿好騎車回家...
好死不死我室友B剛在外面停車處洗好車~整個花崗岩地板都是濕的
我室友A衝下樓看他女朋友發動機車要走了~情急之下抓住機車後面就是後坐在手
撐住的地方~結果他女朋友整個滑倒犁田....2次傷害...
接下來根本就在演分手擂台~她拿安全帽打我朋友~又脫鞋子要追打我朋友
結果追我朋友的時候又滑倒了...最後2個抱在一起哭...
比民視意難忘還精采...所以提醒各位要使用這姿勢一定要注意周邊環境
還有女友要打妳~假如不會很痛就讓她槌一下~不然她會很衰一直滑倒...
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43F:推 hahaopps:西斯板在出口左轉~~ 11/16 12:36
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45F:→ r774192002:好好笑! 我想推爆這篇了... ... 11/16 12:36
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63F:→ kopapa1116:這篇爆定了XD 11/16 12:42
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139F:推 moulinrouge:郭子維你的尺度越來越... 11/16 18:30
140F:推 moulinrouge:你知道這篇還有後續嗎 更好笑 11/16 23:01