I can't even get p2 in Can someone help me please? Some jokes: When I listen to the soap opera in U.K, I heard a woman who said: I'm buzy. I work fourteen hours a day, (some word missed) and I even cook for my dog. But this is what I heard: I work fourty hours a day ......., I even cook my dog. And I laugh out. The English thought: This asian have got much more English humor than I thought. When you fell down the water , you shouldn't cry help, you should said: Excuse me sir, I'm terribly sorry to bother you but if it is convience for you to do me a faver, of course..... something like that, and then, someone will help you. Never said "british breakfast" in scottland, the right way is "scottish breakfast." Although the breakfast is exactly the same, including bacon, sausage, mushroon, eggs, beans, tomatos, tea or coffee, black pudding, yogert, fruit, orange juice and cerrios. I can't ask for road in london because 80% people in london are stranger. The "fish and chip" is a kind of food in U.K which is terrible, but as a British, we should says: yes, it is delicious with salt and veneger. By the way, the veneger is terrible, either. I have learn to say:"please" after I spend 5000 ponds. A:would you like some cop of tea? B:Yes "please." --

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