作者bruce0101 (做好心理準備)
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標題[轉錄][轉錄][ＸＤ] 帳號不要亂取...
時間Wed Mar 12 17:39:05 2008
※ [本文轉錄自某隱形看板]
作者: appledanny (當耶蘇遇上媽祖) 看板: (某隱形看板)
標題: [轉錄][ＸＤ] 帳號不要亂取...
時間: Fri Mar 7 02:01:09 2008
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作者: soca (塑膠) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [ＸＤ] 帳號不要亂取...
時間: Thu Mar 6 21:50:04 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: soca (塑膠) 看板: joke
標題: [ＸＤ] 帳號不要亂取...
時間: Thu Mar 6 21:39:41 2008
以下是我學弟的故事...
從他那邊轉來的
最近我的魔獸世界的帳號被凍結了
不過裡面還有點數，所以我想把帳號要回來
這不是重點，重點是
我昨天打電話給客服中心
後來有詢問我一些相關資料來確認是否是我本人
阿還有問到我常用的角色的ID之類的問題
我有一個帳號叫做[我下麵給妳吃]
我才知道，帳號真的不能亂取
昨天的對話是這樣的
我打過去的時候是一個甜甜的聲音接的電話
女生的聲音，聽起來很親切，很有禮貌那種
客服女:「先生，請問您的帳號是?」
我:「xxxxxxxxxxxx」
客服女:「密碼呢?」
我:「xxxxxxxxxxx」
客服女:「那吳先生，我覆誦一下喔!......」
(以上都還很正常)
我:「沒錯，我想要處理我的帳號凍結的問題。」
客服女:「好的，請問您的伺服器是?」
我:「冰風崗哨。」
客服女:「好的，那最常玩的角色是?」
我:「痾...........我下麵給妳吃。」(聲音有點尷尬地說)
客服女:「好的，你下麵給我吃。」
我:「不是啦!是"我下麵給妳吃"。」(大聲重複)
客服女:「不好意思，是"我下麵給妳吃"。好的，.......」
(好尷尬的對話= =)
然後問話就結束了，但是她又問了一句
客服女:「請問您還有其他角色嗎?我要確認一下您的角色資訊。」
我:「喔!還有一隻叫做"妳下麵好好吃"。」
客服女:「......」(她沉默了)
X!好尷尬的對話....
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2F：推 sldiw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 21:41
3F：推 trh:不是我 03/06 21:41
4F：推 MandarinKing:客服女:可是我沒有下面 03/06 21:41
5F：推 dreaming7768:五樓吃!!! 03/06 21:42
6F：→ dreaming7768:我不吃 03/06 21:42
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8F：推 jayit: 來 乖(壓頭) 03/06 21:43
9F：推 xsk:XD 03/06 21:44
10F：推 allorz01:客服: 這位先生 你所說的一切 將成為呈堂共證 03/06 21:45
11F：→ soca:五樓自己講了就不要拒絕 03/06 21:46
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13F：推 vanness2008:我狂笑啊啊啊啊啊!!XD 03/06 21:48
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15F：推 tlys:傳說中的冰風崗哨 03/06 21:52
16F：推 wakin61043:你下面好好吃XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 21:54
17F：推 nisino:XDD 害我懷念起那段宅宅的時光 03/06 21:57
18F：推 skylock:客服女:討厭啦~你怎麼知道我下麵很好吃>////< 03/06 21:57
19F：推 bluecrazyboy:狂笑的5樓<----XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:02
20F：推 aling1982:版工要來改一下板標嗎XDDD 03/06 22:07
21F：推 yeugyeug:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:09
22F：推 wwa928:棍...妳下麵好好吃我笑了XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 03/06 22:11
23F：推 ja781028: 妳下麵好好吃~* 03/06 22:13
24F：推 annman: 妳下麵好好吃! 03/06 22:14
25F：→ annman:我覺得這篇可以當板標 XD 03/06 22:15
26F：→ jwph: 妳上下都好吃 03/06 22:16
27F：推 madstanley:我會意過來了XDDD 03/06 22:17
28F：推 eatandsleep:XD 03/06 22:17
29F：推 zaqza:哈哈 好辣 都吃 03/06 22:17
30F：推 mania6202000:吃吃吃 就只知道吃XD 03/06 22:18
31F：推 cerebrate:我下面也好好吃！！！ 03/06 22:18
32F：推 jiankuanwu:我可以灑胡椒嗎XD 03/06 22:19
33F：推 chihyii:看到妳下麵好好吃整個狂笑出來~還被室友盯XDDDD 03/06 22:18
34F：推 honigmelone:笑到岔氣... 03/06 22:20
35F：推 bigjam:joke看到 因為太好笑了 跑到笨板再推一次 03/06 22:20
36F：推 A0908:太好笑了~~可以拿來當版標了 03/06 22:21
37F：推 Hoshiwa:XDDDD 03/06 22:22
38F：推 phantomlch:靠北 太好笑了! 再推一次~ 03/06 22:25
39F：推 thunderss3:XDD 03/06 22:26
40F：推 ORIOLE:好吃！好吃！ 03/06 22:27
41F：推 laypi:超好笑的 03/06 22:27
42F：→ tails32100:你吃我下面 我吃你下面 03/06 22:27
43F：推 lainhat:XDDDD 03/06 22:28
44F：推 azzboy:這局布的真是妙 XDDDD 03/06 22:28
45F：推 MChih:XDDDD 03/06 22:28
46F：推 antiyourself:靠盃啦, 笑到撞到頭, 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/06 22:29
47F：推 nasa650154:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:29
48F：推 LouisHero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/06 22:30
49F：推 snowskying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:31
50F：推 HELLRAIDER:ＸＤ 03/06 22:31
51F：推 herro0816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:32
52F：推 Rsew:= =我好像看過這id... 03/06 22:35
53F：推 bigcatfish:我笑到翻掉了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:35
54F：推 phantomlch:樓上不會是在joke版看到的吧= =? 03/06 22:35
55F：推 nick417:太好笑了XD 03/06 22:36
56F：推 leondemon: [超幹] 上班接到電話 逼我說出噁心的話 03/06 22:36
57F：推 happy1015:呵呵~ 03/06 22:36
58F：噓 DAVYBACK:沒人噓嗎? 沒笨點 03/06 22:37
59F：推 Szyan0130:超好笑 XDDD 03/06 22:37
60F：推 miniwalker:我下面給你吃,你下面給我吃= = 03/06 22:37
61F：推 st855315:有點 03/06 22:38
62F：推 octboy1978:一個點不好笑~~但是加上第二個點就真的好笑了 03/06 22:39
63F：推 crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDD 另外，這種ID在各遊戲都很常見啊… 03/06 22:39
64F：推 englwings:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:43
65F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:43
66F：推 echox7321:客服小姐旁邊的同事聽到，應該覺得很囧!! 03/06 22:42
67F：推 pirate634:其實有笨點 03/06 22:44
68F：推 wilson5215:第一次看過 XDDDD 03/06 22:43
69F：→ lilafish:XDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:48
70F：→ a75267462007:XXXDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:57
71F：推 boy955403: 你下麵好好吃...有笑有推拉~XDD 03/06 22:58
72F：推 PUFFPUFF:好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/06 22:59
73F：推 Ignor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:59
74F：推 AAU:XDDDDD 03/06 23:01
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76F：推 ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:03
77F：推 zerox123456:強者我同學：我高中時下麵給三十幾個人吃過 03/06 23:06
78F：→ ibyuki:XD 03/06 23:08
79F：推 talunt:XD 03/06 23:08
80F：推 bigriver:滿好笑的...有笑有推 03/06 23:13
81F：推 weibeso:XDDDD 03/06 23:15
82F：推 DFI:這篇好笑..一定要推一下 03/06 23:20
83F：推 mirror121:真的很好笑 03/06 23:24
84F：推 agimou:超好笑的，推到爆啦 03/06 23:26
85F：推 ponzpons:超好笑！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ꄠ 03/06 23:26
86F：推 ETJohn:真的超好笑! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:26
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92F：推 ononsyw:XDDDD肚子好痛 03/06 23:29
93F：推 wumeimei:哈哈~好好笑~ 03/06 23:35
94F：推 ido0803:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我的肚子在抽筋..... 03/06 23:35
95F：推 c0403:超好笑的啦XDDDDD 03/06 23:37
96F：推 tsukune:我一開始還不知道是啥？ 太純潔！？ 看到推文才瞭XD 03/06 23:37
97F：推 Leto:超好笑的啦!!!!!! 03/06 23:37
98F：推 ispx:第一次在笨版笑翻了....XDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:38
99F：推 MartyFriedma:超好笑!!!!! 03/06 23:39
100F：推 shadowmoon:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:39
101F：推 weibkey:突然覺得 當遊戲客服 應該頗歡樂的XDDD 03/06 23:39
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104F：推 BestEgg:XDDDDDDD 03/06 23:42
105F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:42
106F：推 dankai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真好吃!!XDD 03/06 23:43
107F：推 ivywu:幫忙推一下 03/06 23:44
108F：推 chenbin:有笑有XD 03/06 23:44
109F：推 lliuooia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑不停 ID別亂取阿 03/06 23:46
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116F：推 anochen:推魔獸............為了部落................... 03/07 00:05
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118F：推 DWillCT:開低走高..有笑有推 03/07 00:06
119F：推 sumouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:10
120F：推 JUDYfans:天ㄚ 笨版好久沒有一篇能讓人這樣大笑的經典文章了!! 03/07 00:11
121F：推 iamjane06:︿︿～ 03/07 00:13
122F：推 babbitt1007:有笑有推!!!超好笑 03/07 00:14
123F：推 bryanshe0612:XDDDD 03/07 00:15
124F：推 ilikemoney:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:16
125F：推 Austin52:XDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 03/07 00:17
126F：推 yuanotsuka:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:18
127F：推 snowskying:爆! 03/07 00:18
128F：→ yuanotsuka:爆拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:18
129F：推 ilccilcc:XDDDDD 03/07 00:20
130F：→ huabandd:哩金變態XDDDD 03/07 00:21
131F：→ huabandd:DAVYBACK就只會噓嗎~看來你真的很虛阿~~~ 03/07 00:22
132F：推 kentsam2077:XDDD 03/07 00:24
133F：推 sent:有笑有推 03/07 00:23
134F：→ wu41289:我下"麵"給你吃^^ 03/07 00:24
135F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:27
136F：推 fromwilda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:34
137F：推 mikecan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/07 00:34
138F：推 yabbie:有笑有推...~ 03/07 00:37
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140F：推 willy0206:幹 我快笑死了 03/07 00:46
141F：推 sky823:推~~好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:48
142F：→ IkAzrael:笑翻了XDDDDD 03/07 00:49
143F：推 nonceid:還蠻好笑的... 03/07 00:51
144F：推 YuuTakarai:好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:55
145F：推 sunshinedann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:56
146F：推 luckydog0605:哈哈哈~~~好好笑~~~我笑好久~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 00:56
147F：推 Lukechao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/07 01:00
148F：推 Limone:XDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:02
149F：推 welcomer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:02
150F：推 wafall:呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵 95分~~ 03/07 01:08
151F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:09
152F：推 lancenena:幹！好好笑～～～～～ 03/07 01:10
153F：推 nkanka2020:這個好笑 03/07 01:11
154F：推 shizuku0715:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:14
155F：推 Liebesleid:XD 03/07 01:19
156F：推 suchiachi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:20
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163F：推 god77778:幹 真的太好笑了 我笑翻XDDDDD 03/07 01:48
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167F：推 alex0217:部分橋段 其實大家有興趣到355 會聽到( ′-`)y-～ 03/07 02:05
168F：推 ntutryan:為啥到355會聽到 難道苦主就在355嗎? 03/07 10:01
169F：推 alex0217:不是阿 只是毀有人這樣演出XDD 03/07 10:56
170F：推 las0919:誰下麵給誰吃阿....?? 03/07 13:00
171F：推 periw:直接演出啦 這麼嗨 03/07 14:46
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