作者touy (黑心豆花)
看板NTUBSE-B-96
標題[轉錄][黑特] 一票500
時間Sat Jan 12 18:30:24 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]
作者: wind3690 (那還真抱歉(′‧ω‧‵)) 看板: Hate
標題: [黑特] 一票500
時間: Sat Jan 12 15:27:02 2008
昨晚宅到半夜4點才睡，今天8點多就被我爸吵起來，
叫我去投票，靠北...不是可以投到下午4點嗎?
起床就是開螢幕看下載好了沒，到11點我爸就先去投票了，
我下午2點才到國小門口，我爸拿投票通知單+雜七雜八和一張500給我，
然後就開車走了，幹....旁邊警察就來關切了，一直跟他說是我爸也不相信，
偏偏我又沒帶手機出門，還要跟路人借手機打電話叫我爸回來(可惜路人不正)，
那500是我爸要我去繳帳單的阿....給警察看帳單還是不信，
等我爸來解釋了，還是要查個身分證，
靠
一堆投完票的中老年人不回家還在圍觀，搞的好像我做壞事被抓到一樣
警察伯伯你真是趣味，開口第一句竟然是
" 你在這拿這麼明顯，我很難辦 "
辦你老木勒......
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1F：→ wantsleep:哈哈哈哈哈哈~~被自己爸爸婊218.165.107.121 01/12 15:27
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※ q123527135:轉錄至看板 joke 01/12 15:32
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※ loneyrabbit:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 01/12 15:34
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※ floz:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 01/12 15:40
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68F：→ wind3690:這還是我第一次投票.... 122.126.45.182 01/12 16:07
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77F：→ zbbnn:有笑有推..超好笑的... 140.134.227.48 01/12 16:27
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84F：→ akai17:一票五百!!!! 84.185.61.22 01/12 16:31
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122F：→ abian:警察：疑？ 行情不是一千，怎麼你拿五百(誤) 59.121.140.124 01/12 17:03
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※ wasiqoo:轉錄至看板 THU-CHEM94 01/12 17:42
141F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 218.167.202.32 01/12 17:43
※ barrytwu:轉錄至看板 KS96-303 01/12 17:46
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148F：推 legenddale:XD...... 59.116.39.73 01/12 18:11
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158F：推 danywang0617:哈哈阿 超好笑的啦 01/12 19:38
159F：推 dawnofday:你在這拿這麼明顯，我很難辦 01/12 19:39
160F：推 AxisAxes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 19:49
161F：推 ja000123: 你在這拿這麼明顯，我很難辦 01/12 19:54
162F：推 what31619:國賢學長也在政黑出現了真酷 01/12 20:13
163F：推 AxisAxes:他不只出現在政黑~ 01/12 20:53