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標題[轉錄][囧rz]老闆..我要買二手腳踏車
時間Mon Sep 15 02:13:49 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: jerry159 (傑弟) 看板: joke
標題: [囧rz]老闆..我要買二手腳踏車
時間: Mon Sep 15 00:16:12 2008
因為我需要一台腳踏車
但是怕失竊所以打算去買二手的來騎
於是我就來到一家自行車行...
我:"老闆..我要買一台二手的腳踏車"
老闆:"拍謝喔..我這裡都只有新車..你要不要考慮買一台新車?"
我:"因為我怕騎新車很容易掉..所以想要二手車"
%#^&^&@^&@%$^%@*^*(()@%^%&
於是又跟老闆講了很多.......
講到後來我就想離開去別家找找看
老闆止住了我
"好啦...我有一台二手車可以賣你啦....你等我一下"
於是...............
就看到老闆牽出一台新車
坐上去騎到旁邊的店家再繞了回來
"吶...這台二手車算你一千五就好了啦!!!!!!"
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1F:推 cavitylapper:這老闆真是XDDD 09/15 00:20
2F:推 cooldinzyk:本年度最XD的老板 09/15 00:26
3F:推 coolyifei:XD 09/15 00:31
4F:推 rosy0911ya:老闆我也要 09/15 00:33
5F:推 cutfax:我笑了 09/15 00:34
6F:推 Yasue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:38
7F:推 enty00212:.................. 09/15 00:43
8F:推 b87756123:這個好笑!! 09/15 00:45
9F:推 u9037020:讚!! 09/15 00:47
10F:推 teapot43:XD 這老闆有意思 09/15 00:49
11F:推 ttk620:老闆超酷啦XDDDD 09/15 00:50
12F:推 BlackM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:51
13F:推 BcBc:XD 09/15 00:54
14F:推 hsnu770527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:55
15F:推 LiamEdward:XD 09/15 00:56
16F:推 vegita0907:景氣不好,能賣一台算一台XD 09/15 00:56
17F:推 asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:57
18F:推 aldoley:(筆記) 09/15 00:58
19F:→ windgodvocx1:XD 09/15 00:58
20F:推 stevo8968:五告呵康 09/15 00:59
21F:推 arise119044:推老闆~~XD 09/15 00:59
22F:推 drag23232001:哪一家我也要去0.0 09/15 01:07
23F:推 kinple:XD 真的是二手車!!!! 09/15 01:07
24F:推 Howard9579: XD 09/15 01:08
25F:推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:14
26F:→ laizw:Nice~ 09/15 01:14
27F:推 KarateWu:醒醒吧~現在鋼材那麼貴 09/15 01:16
28F:噓 baliman:最好買的到1500的腳踏車,我猜那台腳踏車撞死過人 別被騙 09/15 01:18
29F:推 mirostory:老闆是北七逆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:19
30F:推 voking:買得到呀 大賣場的可以找找 09/15 01:21
31F:→ Dinya:腳踏車能撞死人也滿強的... 09/15 01:21
32F:推 ohhohh:我也想來一台~~~ 09/15 01:21
33F:推 seiyaku:腳踏車撞死了喔 這個好笑 09/15 01:22
※ jerry5:轉錄至看板 bicycle 09/15 01:24
34F:推 focus78612:老闆也太酷了XD 09/15 01:24
35F:推 lotlfyt:噓的也很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:24
36F:推 curlpo:台灣老闆做生意的韌性,太強了! 09/15 01:26
37F:推 zephyrmei:噓的在幹嘛? 09/15 01:26
38F:推 darbrother:XD 09/15 01:27
39F:推 flyinDenmark:腳踏車"撞"的死的不是本人 而是那個人的"分身"吧... 09/15 01:27
40F:推 Vincent72:1500有阿 有必要到噓嗎? 09/15 01:27
41F:推 aliozxcv:這腳踏車是泡水車!XD 09/15 01:35
42F:推 ahinetn123:一千五ok吧 XD 噓文很好笑 09/15 01:40
43F:→ ShinMuSou:有靠北到...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:40
44F:推 kevin8290:真是萬中無一 09/15 01:44
45F:推 Leaves827:簡直幽默 09/15 01:45
46F:推 sailingday:腳踏車1500又不是沒有 噓的搞清楚沒? 09/15 01:50
47F:→ chun77129:1000都有了 噓的人沒見識還自以為很聰明 09/15 01:52
48F:推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:53
49F:推 a900632000:噓的是台北國長大的啦 從小沒期過腳踏車 開賓士上下學 09/15 02:01
50F:推 Spongebob:XDDDDDDDDDDDD老闆真幽默 09/15 02:02
51F:推 yourmoney88:/// 09/15 02:11
52F:推 brightyellow:北七嗎...我還買過500元的二手車勒 09/15 02:12
53F:推 poca:............................. 09/15 02:13
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60F:推 petung:頗有創意的XD 09/18 22:29