作者weigod (威嘎)
看板NSYSU-PE102
標題[轉錄][轉錄][超幹] 加油遇到記者
時間Mon Apr 25 20:59:57 2011
輕鬆一下
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1Dj0eRyY ]
作者: daniel0530 (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][超幹] 加油遇到記者
時間: Sun Apr 24 19:31:38 2011
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板 #1Dj0d3SI ]
作者: s207555 (net) 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹] 加油遇到記者
時間: Sun Apr 24 19:30:09 2011
幹
今天加油遇到記者訪問
他說:先生 你不知道明天汽油降價嗎? 怎麼現在來加油?
幹你媽的 阿就沒油阿
不加油 我怎麼回家啊 幹他媽腦殘
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2F：推 yangkaiyu:XD 04/24 19:30
3F：→ lesefish:XDDDDD帥氣 04/24 19:31
4F：→ LiLiBaby:XDDDDDD好好笑 04/24 19:31
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5F：推 kokolotl:對於明天油價漲價 你感覺怎麼樣~ 04/24 19:33
6F：推 BILLYTHEKID:記者素質XD 04/24 19:33
7F：推 sucabe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:35
8F：推 DDRuby:這邊也在推一次~ 04/24 19:40
9F：推 ciban:這跟每次訪問死者家屬一樣 記者:請問現在心情如何? 家屬:... 04/24 19:43
10F：推 k800425:這個好笑! 04/24 19:45
11F：推 abc0922002:太好笑了吧 04/24 19:47
12F：推 wwjd198323:這個好笑 04/24 19:49
13F：推 lijato:4記者不意外= = 04/24 19:50
14F：推 Titaandyo:廢話連篇的記者XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:54
15F：推 Ailkernoos:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:54
16F：推 p09171989:好白癡= = 04/24 19:58
17F：推 fang314:XD 04/24 19:58
18F：推 shangclock: 超好笑 XD 04/24 19:59
19F：推 Qooking:我大笑= = 04/24 20:00
20F：推 viviyo:XDDDDDD 04/24 20:01
21F：推 SeeSomeThing:XDDDDDDDDDY 04/24 20:01
22F：推 VaLenTi1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:02
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24F：推 NotJill:XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:04
25F：推 akirk0823:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:05
26F：推 ninicole:XDDDDD 04/24 20:06
27F：→ beaune:幹 你真的這樣回喔XD 04/24 20:06
28F：推 jjiimmyy:有笑有推 04/24 20:07
29F：推 CharmQuarkJr:你買樂透是不是想中獎？？ 04/24 20:07
30F：推 withoutdodo:真的這樣回嗎？ 04/24 20:08
31F：推 stanwhale:哈XD 04/24 20:08
32F：推 tempo123:XDD 04/24 20:08
33F：推 sixis:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:08
34F：推 ayn775437403:幹超屌 == 04/24 20:09
35F：推 taintain:XDDDDD 04/24 20:10
36F：推 Narusawayui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:11
37F：推 ox12345xo:XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:11
38F：推 zax81904:超好笑的啦XDDDDD 04/24 20:14
39F：推 s207555:我原po= = 我只有回:阿就沒油阿 怎麼辦 04/24 20:16
40F：推 t20031210:樓上原PO 04/24 20:17
41F：推 cakin:一堆腦殘記者是真的 04/24 20:19
42F：推 ilovedandan:原po應該痛罵中油 這樣才能上新聞阿!!! 04/24 20:20
43F：推 j003862001:超好笑!!!!!!!!! 04/24 20:20
44F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:21
45F：推 zron77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:21
46F：推 exe01:原PO現身說法XDDDDDD 04/24 20:21
47F：推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:21
48F：→ accin:............ 04/24 20:22
49F：推 LDBBS:XD 04/24 20:22
50F：推 gaiaesque:XDD 04/24 20:22
51F：推 a1110:XDDDDDD 04/24 20:22
52F：推 mekida:苦主表示: 04/24 20:22
53F：推 joinwu:記者沒上黑特PO文嗎？ 04/24 20:22
54F：推 bengic:會爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:23
55F：推 Larc8134:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:23
56F：推 easybaby:XDDDDDD 04/24 20:23
57F：推 colies:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:23
58F：推 cory8249:剛看完:深夜加油站遇到蘇格拉底..原PO白天加油站遇到記者 04/24 20:24
59F：推 winson790615:不過記者也是好心啦 提醒你明天降價 (前提是你有油) 04/24 20:25
60F：推 god419:XD 04/24 20:25
61F：推 watery725:靠 超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:27
62F：→ jimlexus:笑死～ 04/24 20:27
63F：推 n873192000:這就是記者阿= = 04/24 20:29
64F：推 WadeKuo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:31
65F：推 kimimskimi:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:33
66F：推 e31503:阿就沒油阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:34
67F：推 cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有人要轉數字版嗎 04/24 20:35
68F：推 liorio:其實超有畫面~~~好好笑 XDDDDD 04/24 20:38
69F：→ nieh:最好有這樣說 04/24 20:40
70F：推 l1l1l1l1:記者：你可以用牽的或用推的推回家 04/24 20:41
71F：推 featherable:不意外 04/24 20:41
72F：推 shinshong:XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:49
73F：推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:50
74F：推 sweetru8u6:XD 04/24 20:50
75F：推 bonaless:XD 04/24 20:51
76F：推 peter261261:XD 04/24 20:52
77F：→ kennyru04wj4:記者不意外XD 04/24 20:53
78F：推 dsilver:XDDDDDDD 04/24 20:53
79F：推 polo8052:誰來轉數字版~~~ 04/24 20:58
80F：→ weirdgrape:還好吧 不意外~~ 04/24 20:59
81F：推 adware0105:笑了 04/24 21:05
82F：推 t0202830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:05
83F：推 jason050117:你的房子都毀了 請問你有甚麼感覺? 04/24 21:06
84F：→ sula0827:加油好嗎XD 04/24 21:06
85F：推 andy880036s:有夠好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/24 21:07
86F：推 tigerjump:白癡記者... 04/24 21:07
87F：推 LJWen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:07
88F：推 compulsory:XDDDDDDD 04/24 21:09
89F：推 catpeter:太蠢了 04/24 21:10
90F：推 EIF693:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:11
91F：推 LINGKING:笑炸!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:13
92F：推 ditom:qq 04/24 21:14
93F：推 mimimasao:記者想裱民眾反被打臉XDDD 04/24 21:16
94F：推 andyvx:太有梗了.....給推XDDDD 04/24 21:16
95F：推 ilovenight:推推推XDDDDDD 04/24 21:17
96F：噓 I56:無聊.. 04/24 21:18
97F：推 gto461013:樓上記者 04/24 21:19
98F：→ osmanthusjo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/24 21:20
※ justyju:轉錄至看板 TFSHS66th307 04/24 21:20
99F：推 justyju:超好笑 界轉一下 04/24 21:20
100F：推 Sgenius:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:21
101F：推 superivan:腦殘記者再加一筆 04/24 21:21
102F：推 csamy1993:XD 04/24 21:24
103F：推 wowhung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/24 21:27
104F：推 doubleeking:我笑了！ 04/24 21:28
105F：推 p20162:XD 04/24 21:29
106F：推 s10027162:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:30
107F：推 yangkaiyu:記者很北七XD 04/24 21:34
108F：推 foolstyle:哈哈哈哈哈 04/24 21:34
109F：推 iamwind7954:幹XDDDDD LIVE這樣講的話真的會笑翻XDDDD 04/24 21:39
110F：推 rayleee:好.有畫面喔! 04/24 21:39
111F：→ iamwind7954:不過我昨天加了快300欸..幹= =..早知道再騎乾一點了 04/24 21:40
112F：推 MotleyCrue:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:40
113F：推 kenreall:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/24 21:44
114F：推 uj2003:XD 04/24 21:45
115F：推 littlenee:XD 04/24 21:45
116F：推 LINGKING:爆!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:46
117F：推 Anderson1625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:46
118F：→ rockman73:XDDDDD 04/24 21:47
119F：推 lightbox:XD 04/24 21:48
120F：推 prince2567:記者問的問題很蠢 04/24 21:57
121F：推 treert314:靠腰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:06
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123F：推 keroro752752:超蠢的 境界又提昇囉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:12
124F：→ ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:12
125F：推 asd2260123:XDDDDDD 04/24 22:24
126F：推 fantazy00077:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:37
127F：推 Beetch:XDDD 04/24 22:42
128F：→ MildSevenBoy:XD 04/24 22:51
129F：推 lmf770410:女支 者不意外XDDDDDDD 04/24 22:53
130F：推 hermitdruid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:57
131F：推 Virness:有笑有推....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:05
132F：推 allergytobs:妓者欠婊 04/24 23:12
133F：推 Heptane:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:18
134F：推 walkinrain:XDDDD 04/24 23:30
135F：推 HareGun:中肯到不行～ 04/24 23:34
136F：推 goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推這篇 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:38
137F：推 ASDIGA:我笑死了 04/24 23:43
138F：推 david10520r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:46
139F：推 taidy3388:XD 04/24 23:48
※ Heptane:轉錄至看板 biker 04/24 23:50
140F：推 a12602183136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:52
141F：推 gbcowandy:真好笑XD 04/24 23:55
142F：推 f9968106:前幾天爆炸案 記者: 爆炸當時有沒有嚇一跳? 民眾:...... 04/25 00:02
※ leehome12345:轉錄至看板 Gossiping 04/25 00:02
143F：推 aa25019459:超蠢.. 04/25 00:07
144F：推 taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 00:08
145F：推 nanocing:欸帥哥帥哥~ 04/25 00:10
146F：推 allenshn:車禍了會不會痛 會癢耶 04/25 00:23
147F：推 mqp:記者：你有老婆為什麼要打手槍? 因為我只有十個老婆 04/25 00:27
148F：推 fromwilda:XD 04/25 00:29
149F：推 SeaNMiz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 00:37
150F：推 kenotic:泰北爛了 04/25 00:47
151F：推 jp6vup:XDDDDDDD 04/25 01:04
152F：推 guanpinpin:XD 04/25 01:48
153F：推 hisgod:妓者北藍 04/25 02:02
154F：推 RX110:XD 04/25 02:13
155F：推 aggressorX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 03:50
156F：推 hchs31705:XD 04/25 04:11
157F：推 wscjoe:唉.... 不意外... 04/25 08:03
158F：推 lucas01:新聞有播嗎 04/25 08:45
159F：→ Yie:XDDD 04/25 09:43
160F：推 Hasahina:LOL智障.... 04/25 10:51
161F：推 shadow1102:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 10:59
162F：推 nicoleshen:記者素質 不意外 04/25 11:00
163F：→ witness0828:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 11:19
164F：推 fray7700:好好笑哈哈哈哈 04/25 12:35
165F：推 e1q3z9c7:水哦 04/25 12:40
166F：推 jl1300:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 12:45
167F：→ overghost:XDDDDD我也想表一下 04/25 12:48
168F：推 lucifer19:快笑死我了 哈哈 04/25 15:01
169F：推 angus7639:狂笑不止XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 15:39
170F：推 ogcisgood:幹妳媽的超經典XDDD 04/25 15:52
171F：推 aceral1916:XD 04/25 16:54
172F：推 malaimo:XDDDD 04/25 18:23
173F：推 i4undying:不愧是記者!! 04/25 18:51
174F：推 hatsmoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 19:09
175F：推 vincent0925:XDDD 04/25 19:35
176F：→ mjnaoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 20:34
177F：→ wadeawp:記者快來抄啊^.< 04/25 20:36
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