作者JackTheFob (芝加哥台客一號)
看板NFL
標題[NCAA] Penn State Recruit Pitches
時間Wed Jul 25 02:52:28 2012
20 ways Penn State can still sell their program to recruits
原文:
http://tinyurl.com/csojy94
1. No bowl games for your entire career means you get to spend the holidays
with
your family!
2. No matter how bad we might get, playing
Indiana and
Northwestern every
year means we'll still win some games!
3. Come here and you get to watch Penn State's occsionally
NIT Tournament-
qualifying basketball team!
4. NCAA sanctions somehow made
USC even better. Maybe that will happen here!
5. Beating up on all the
walk-ons in practice will be a ton of fun!
6. Playing for Penn State means you get to suit up in
classic uniforms. Also,
we can't afford uniforms with player names or logos on them now anyway!
7. We have
empty statue space here. Come to Penn State and maybe we'll put up
a statue of you!
8. Players get hurt in bowl games, like, every year.
Consider your health!
9. Remember when
Appalachian State beat
Michigan? Now we're like Appalachian
State. We can do it! Be inspired!
10. If you don't come here, you'll make
Franco Harris really sad!
11. PSU is now everyone's
trap game. Whadday say?! Let's trap some teams!
12. We are only one of six college football teams in the prestigious
Leaders
Division. Be a leader!
13. You'll get to play for a coach who is a really smart guy. Well, outside of
the decision to take this job. But other than that,
fairly smart!
14. I don't care how bad we'll be, you can still probably break one of Penn
State's single-season and career
passing records!
15. With
110,000 empty seats, your family and friends will always be able to
get tickets to see you play!
16. Do you like ice cream? Our
on-campus ice cream shop is better than any of
the ice cream shops they have at Alabama or Ohio State!
17. Did you ever see the movie
Necessary Roughness? This will be like living
in that movie. Kinda cool!
18. Signing to play for this going-nowhere program will really anger your
parents -- and
pissing off their parents is every teenager's dream!
19. Seriously! The
ice cream shop! Your 5-year old self would be PISSED if you
didn't pick a college based on quality of and access to good ice cream!
20. Are any other NCAA D-1 program
recruiting you? Exactly. See? Easy choice!
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2F：推 hahajiang:超機車的XD 07/25 03:26
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5F：推 hllmayday:第二點還可以加個 Gophers XD 07/25 10:38
6F：推 seto:加了Gophers的話 tirple大大表示: 07/25 11:30
7F：→ tirple: I had given up on Gophers 07/25 11:43
8F：推 tirple: even since lost to D-II 07/25 11:48
9F：→ JackTheFob:Gophers不是有個叫做MarQueis Gray的QB 好像還不錯用? 07/25 11:59
10F：→ JackTheFob:不過這篇的重點其實是PSU上港有出聲下港有出名的冰淇淋 07/25 12:00
12F：推 hllmayday:我是開玩笑的啦 XD 去年我們也是輸給gophers... 07/25 14:24
13F：→ hllmayday:本校今年dline是要來給大家電的 歡迎各位指教 07/25 14:25
14F：推 seto:不要怕啦 我每年也都希望UF打爆FSU UGA 沒在怕的 07/25 22:22
15F：推 mrkey:我們也輸給過 that crappy Gophers..... 07/26 07:20
16F：推 gbpacker:好吧，我也承認家Spartans也輸過Gophers...XDDD 07/26 19:22
17F：→ seto:真想看Gophers跟Appalachian State打一場 07/26 21:44
18F：推 cdcase:又不是沒有rank team輸過App State (挖鼻孔) 07/27 10:58
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