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標題[轉錄][無言] 公婆吵架
時間Wed Feb 18 21:55:51 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: rotate79 (轉) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 公婆吵架
時間: Fri Feb 13 16:37:57 2009
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夫妻不管到了幾歲都會因為莫名其妙理由吵架
我妹他婆婆因為身為台幹長期都在大陸工作，幾個月才回台灣一次
回家的時候當然要看看老公都在台灣做什麼，檢查手機也是很合理的
這次過年的時候，他婆婆看了他公公的手機發現了一個陌生的名字--白目
「白目是誰？」
「你打打看阿」
撥出後........婆婆的手機馬上就響了!
然後公公就離家出走了
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1F：推 LFChrist:我笑了...只好推文...XD 02/13 16:39
2F：推 Only0408:為什麼是公公離家出走? 02/13 16:39
3F：推 stepbystepl:有笑有推...XD 02/13 16:40
4F：推 herosir:我笑了 XDD 02/13 16:40
5F：→ herbertking:是被趕出去的嗎XDDD 02/13 16:41
6F：推 henry12:哈哈哈哈 02/13 16:42
7F：→ loveinmars:哇拷真的離家出走喔? 02/13 16:43
8F：推 judges:然後公公就離家出走了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 16:46
9F：推 jedi1201:離家出走時坐的車是救護車嗎? 02/13 16:46
10F：推 fatfat:哈~這個超好笑的~ 02/13 16:49
11F：推 samxtony:有笑有推XD 02/13 16:52
12F：推 mayday3721:哈~離家出走是被架出去還是走出去? 02/13 16:52
13F：推 biolife:有笑有推XDDDDD 02/13 16:54
14F：推 ccpei:哈哈..真的好笑 02/13 16:56
15F：推 tactical:為啥是公公出走呢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 16:56
16F：推 funghi:這算是畏罪潛逃嗎？XDDD 02/13 17:01
17F：推 Vogue1030:我只能說~好可愛的公公呀~ 02/13 17:03
18F：推 souter:哈哈哈哈....超好笑的 02/13 17:03
19F：推 qwer0812:超好笑的啊...到底誰才是白目 02/13 17:08
20F：推 Neo1978:我爸也會罵我媽白目... @@ 02/13 17:10
21F：推 sowhatfunny:好白目XD 02/13 17:12
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23F：推 presea:公公逃走了嗎？ XDDD 02/13 17:17
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25F：推 frankcheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 17:23
26F：推 mcutox:公公被婆婆打的離家出走？ 02/13 17:25
27F：推 AaliyahTsai:天哪 超好笑的 02/13 17:25
28F：推 dowwww:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 17:32
29F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 17:34
30F：推 kenny26:超有趣的公公 哈哈 02/13 17:38
31F：→ s910928:有一股淡淡的... 02/13 17:38
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33F：推 rsswtrc:好好笑~~~~~~~~~ 哈哈哈 02/13 17:42
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36F：推 t0545783:好可憐 02/13 17:50
37F：推 anochen:是被趕出去的吧.... 02/13 17:50
38F：推 OracleRoot:被轟出去的嗎 O.O 02/13 17:51
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45F：推 aassd:是離家出走嗎？還是被趕出去的？XDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 18:12
46F：推 kdancing:XD 也太有趣了吧 02/13 18:20
47F：推 teee:大笑 02/13 18:24
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51F：推 Qupi:是有家歸不得吧 剛好去住老王家? 02/13 18:39
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53F：推 shuguya:^____________________________________^ 02/13 18:42
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56F：推 suzetta:哈哈哈 02/13 18:50
57F：推 fangcc:白目~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 18:59
58F：推 SmallSwing:流亡去了？ 02/13 18:59
59F：推 awingofdream:我還看過有人寫"鬼來電"的.... 02/13 18:59
60F：推 Monsoon:哈哈好好笑 02/13 19:02
61F：→ cccwahaha:家暴....這就是傳說中的家暴嗎 公公被踢出去的嗎= = 02/13 19:05
62F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 白目 02/13 19:05
63F：推 bip:之前當兵排長把營長的來電設鬼來電的鈴聲，他說營長就是個老鬼 02/13 19:07
64F：推 sttwarrior:好好笑XD 02/13 19:14
65F：推 even2300471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:16
66F：推 bz70171:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:18
67F：推 cocoamia:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:22
68F：推 Iva811:大笑~~~~ 02/13 19:23
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72F：推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:42
73F：推 VSIX06:公公叫白目撥電話，這行為才是真正的白目… 02/13 19:42
74F：推 asdko9:被砍出家門了 XDXDXDXD 02/13 19:44
75F：推 softshell:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太~好~笑~了~~~~ 02/13 19:45
76F：推 zetetic:婆婆把公公______趕出家門 妹妹被婆婆_____送到醫院 02/13 19:47
77F：推 csfp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:48
78F：推 destiny77527:XDDDDD 白目~~~~ 02/13 19:55
79F：推 herbertking: 月工 火暴 02/13 19:56
80F：推 JeannieC:哈哈哈哈 好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:58
81F：推 Teenagers13:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 19:59
82F：推 kittywing:XDD 02/13 20:03
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84F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:09
85F：推 finzaghi1005:大笑推!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/13 20:13
86F：推 rolandwuwu:XD 02/13 20:15
87F：推 Sougo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:22
88F：推 wumai:這個好笑～ 02/13 20:25
89F：推 coldollsheep:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怎麼會那麼好笑 02/13 20:25
90F：推 criky:XD 搞笑嗎 02/13 20:27
91F：推 ZTZOFS:我笑了 02/13 20:34
92F：推 imTai:XD 02/13 20:34
93F：推 darren0831:推鬼來電XD~ 02/13 20:35
94F：→ zetetic:曾經被鬼來電鈴聲嚇到摔下床.... 02/13 20:38
95F：推 dauntedeyes:我笑了 02/13 20:39
96F：推 Deanchung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:41
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100F：推 hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:53
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102F：推 sandy790303:太好笑了給個推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:57
103F：推 canako:XD 02/13 20:57
104F：推 Walpurgis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 20:59
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109F：推 kazeyoru:XDD 02/13 21:13
110F：推 m19900826:喔爆吧~這真的有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 21:13
111F：推 yuan1124:幹 笑翻了 02/13 21:15
112F：推 istangel:哈哈 好好笑XDDDDDD 02/13 21:16
113F：推 unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 21:24
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115F：推 athena1988:我住的套房宿舍有人用鬼來電當鬧鐘的樣子...常常會響起 02/13 21:40
116F：→ athena1988:每次響起都令人毛骨悚然... 02/13 21:40
117F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 21:49
118F：→ N615:公公好白目XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 22:03
119F：推 profyang:所以公公是被踹出去?XDDD 02/13 22:11
120F：推 asdf121250:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 22:18
121F：推 roger1990:笑翻了推一個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 22:19
122F：推 gwunder:公公:gg、gg在哪裡 02/13 22:41
123F：推 wasabifs:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 22:49
124F：推 GaRei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 22:52
125F：推 vi000246:我有看過類似的 不過暱稱是色魔 02/13 23:02
126F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 23:05
127F：→ princessmake:XD 02/13 23:07
128F：推 littlezephyr:噗嗤!!! 02/13 23:15
129F：推 fatmi:公公比較白目XDDDDDDD 02/13 23:24
130F：→ icdee:婆婆不能直接查號碼嗎 = =a 02/13 23:28
131F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 23:28
132F：推 oldfatcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 23:32
133F：推 crowley3141:哈哈 公公強者XD 02/13 23:35
134F：推 a3050909:笑了~~XD~ 02/13 23:36
135F：推 ga90028:有笑有推 02/13 23:40
136F：推 yureca:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 23:43
137F：推 yikanchan:有笑有推 ＸＤＤＤＤＤ 02/13 23:45
138F：→ lily64:XDDDDDD 02/13 23:50
139F：推 CSAI:XD 02/13 23:51
140F：推 kurel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 23:55
141F：推 vense:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這可以算是自爆嘛? 02/13 23:59
142F：推 OmmmmO:有好笑到 02/14 00:12
143F：推 lilian94:XD 有笑有推!!! 02/14 00:16
144F：推 ccryst:我笑了~ 哈哈哈~ 02/14 00:17
145F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 00:21
146F：推 hpdv5:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!XD 02/14 00:27
147F：推 brycejack:很像蠟筆小新他外公 02/14 00:28
148F：推 xwan227770:果真眼不見為淨啊 02/14 00:42
149F：推 illidan23:我笑了 02/14 00:56
150F：推 oplk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 01:24
151F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 01:36
152F：推 MakeupSoul:看到公公離家出走我才大笑XDDDD 02/14 01:39
153F：推 frank1992126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 01:47
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156F：推 mortimer:嘴角很不爭氣的上揚了XD 02/14 02:23
157F：推 mooncrystal:XDDDDD 02/14 03:32
158F：推 arrakis:趕出家門XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 05:36
159F：推 N1KE:看到目前為止最好笑的...肚子好痛XDDD 02/14 06:21
160F：推 hanrital:笑到爆炸XDDDD 02/14 06:46
161F：推 Yie:XDD 02/14 06:53
162F：推 rayturn111:公公真寶 02/14 09:28
163F：推 btjerwei:受迫性離家出走... 02/14 09:43
164F：推 Theme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 10:46
165F：推 roye184:有笑友推哈哈~~ 02/14 11:02
166F：推 himesama:這個好笑 02/14 11:29
167F：推 lucas01:XD 02/14 12:19
168F：推 Bdodo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 12:26
169F：推 yao1105:哈哈哈哈白目 02/14 12:28
170F：推 salufan:XD 02/14 13:02
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174F：推 victoryss:借轉就可XDD 02/14 15:53
※ victoryss:轉錄至看板 joke 02/14 15:53
175F：推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 17:26
176F：→ kiba226:借轉!! 02/14 17:27
※ kiba226:轉錄至看板 YoungDotx3 02/14 17:28
177F：推 yung333:好好笑XDDD 02/14 18:05
178F：推 camgogo:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 18:36
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182F：推 kun403:公公是"白目"的老公... 02/14 20:08
183F：推 ji3g4bp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 20:28
184F：推 irotasi:XD 02/14 21:44
185F：推 lovegirl1202:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 02/14 21:45
186F：→ rupw94w94:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 23:05
187F：推 unbisepenn:有笑有推 02/14 23:10
188F：推 upu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 23:39
189F：推 keith2822:XDDDD 02/15 00:00
190F：推 nike923123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 00:04
191F：推 mimisecret:有笑有推~~ 02/15 00:06
192F：推 Cetuximab:最後一句話後勁好強XDDDDDDDD 02/15 02:25
193F：推 yoshiweme:[手動]馬上改通訊錄暱稱...= =+ 02/15 03:06
194F：推 rem20020426:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 04:31
195F：推 s2101001:這好笑 02/15 09:40
196F：→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 12:33
197F：推 CometCat:不是被趕出去的嗎??XD 我同學的手機就是鬼來電→他爸媽 02/15 14:00
198F：推 sana51:好好笑阿 哈哈哈哈哈 02/15 14:02
199F：推 ayut: 真的好好笑捏~~~~ 有笑有推:P 02/15 14:43
200F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 15:33
201F：推 pandablue49:超好笑!!! 02/15 16:40
202F：→ poi09832000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/15 17:22
203F：推 yuan1124:幹 笑翻了XD.................. 02/15 18:01
204F：推 eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 18:32
205F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 22:09
206F：推 littlemoto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 23:27
207F：推 evelyn22:我快笑死了 02/16 11:55
208F：推 elmush:整個大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 12:16
209F：推 jeychieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 12:16
210F：推 tyykkay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 12:56
211F：→ sayolin:好哀傷阿~ 02/16 14:11
212F：推 hateA7V:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/17 02:31
213F：推 shaolinhack:....狂笑 02/17 12:46
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