作者minwong (有沒有這麼囧)
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標題[轉錄][轉錄][動畫]《國軍Online》之 新兵 001！
時間Sun Nov 29 23:59:37 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: yeha (阿呆) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [轉錄][動畫]《國軍Online》之 新兵 001！
時間: Sun Nov 29 13:54:31 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 Militarylife 看板]
作者: Jake0972 (萬年新兵) 看板: Militarylife
標題: [動畫]《國軍Online》之 新兵 001！
時間: Sat Nov 28 23:06:54 2009
請按Page Down或是空白鍵觀看
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有當過兵的人應該知道，在部隊中，
有些數字在唸的時候會用"代號"來表示
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例如....
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例如....
0
1
2
7
9
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它們的唸法分別為....
0
1
2
7
9
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它們的唸法分別為....
0 → 洞
1 → 么
2 → 兩
7 → 柺
9 → 勾
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舉例來說，
9527的唸法為....
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舉例來說，
9527的唸法為.... 勾五兩柺 !!!
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而在新訓單位中，
正在受訓的新兵們會被給予一個三位數字的編號....
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由 001、002、003、....
一直排列至一百多號
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這個故事，
是一位別連的朋友在新訓時發生的....
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這個故事，
是一位別連的朋友在新訓時發生的....
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這個故事，
是一位別連的朋友在新訓時發生的....
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有一天....
● ● ● ● ●
<█> <■> <■> <■> <■>
∕﹨ ∕﹨ ∕﹨ ∕﹨ ∕﹨
稍息
●
╱ ← 值星官
∕﹨
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該位弟兄所屬的連正在集合點名
啪！(靠腿聲)
● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
立正！
●
╱
∕﹨
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● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
001(洞洞么)！
●
╱
∕﹨
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有！
！
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(左三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(左三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
？
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(左三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
？
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(右三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
！
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(右三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
！
●
╱
∕﹨
--
(右三圈~)
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
╯╰
╮╭
●
╱
∕﹨
--
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
XXX！(該員姓名)
﹨●
╱
∕﹨
--
∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
部隊正在點名！
﹨●
╱
∕﹨
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∣● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ <■> ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
你在那邊扭什麼腰！
﹨●
╱
∕﹨
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報告排長！
● ● ● ● ●
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
●
╱
∕﹨
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你剛剛不是叫我們動動腰嗎？
囧 囧 ● 囧 囧
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
囧 /
/╱
〈 ﹀
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你剛剛不是叫我們
動動腰嗎？
囧 囧 ● 囧 囧
█ ■ ■ ■ ■
∥ ∥ ∥ ∥ ∥
囧 /
/╱
〈 ﹀
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當兵....
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真的可以遇到很多奇特的事情
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The End
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義務役要
忍耐，志願役要
習慣！
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1F：推 hhssmm:我笑了@@... 11/28 23:08
※ 編輯: Jake0972 來自: 59.113.92.133 (11/28 23:09)
2F：推 Porto:.....XD 11/28 23:08
3F：推 annruru:XD 11/28 23:08
4F：推 zeebr:不推對不起你 11/28 23:09
5F：推 amustrun:XD 11/28 23:09
6F：推 myans:XD 11/28 23:09
7F：推 e123342001:XD 11/28 23:10
8F：→ simonle:.... 11/28 23:10
9F：推 colas:推!!! 11/28 23:12
10F：推 fort370:當兵當傻了啊 11/28 23:13
11F：推 Cyfloel:對不起我大笑了 XDD 11/28 23:15
12F：推 hellohsieh:XDD 11/28 23:18
13F：推 sen1118:推~~~ 11/28 23:19
14F：推 hatebus:看開頭就知道梗了 @_@! 11/28 23:20
15F：推 sipkla78:有笑有推 11/28 23:22
16F：推 k752555:XD 11/28 23:24
17F：推 Twoguns319:GJ!! 11/28 23:25
18F：推 cdfdpsmn92:推..當兵真的會當到傻 11/28 23:26
19F：推 fromwilda:XD 11/28 23:28
20F：推 IamBio:戳到笑點XDD 11/28 23:32
21F：推 jet113102:超好笑XDDD 11/28 23:35
22F：推 kanebo998:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 11/28 23:46
23F：推 mocaca0918:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/28 23:47
24F：推 adai69:XDDDDD 11/29 00:01
25F：推 jason301:當兵當傻了 11/29 00:04
26F：推 chemikelvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 00:12
27F：推 g36:有笑有推XDDD 11/29 00:12
28F：推 Sanctity:XD 11/29 00:16
29F：推 kenjisung:真的有這樣的天兵阿~~~~~~~~~ XDDDDD 11/29 00:22
30F：推 hm011635:好笑~~ 11/29 00:23
31F：推 cawaiiherbie:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 00:24
32F：推 bbbruce:XDDDDDD 11/29 00:27
※ fasp1012:轉錄至看板 joke 11/29 00:28
33F：推 fasp1012:借轉呵 11/29 00:28
34F：推 mmhg:芬達.....XD 11/29 00:36
35F：推 tw3714dd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 00:42
36F：推 skltku:推~ 11/29 00:46
37F：推 Shianer:肚子好痛!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 00:55
38F：推 lionclp:有笑有推! 11/29 01:00
39F：推 cchinhwei:XD... 11/29 01:12
40F：→ tachibanadi:笨板梗耶 11/29 03:10
41F：推 hhaa0506:我們有人011說成洞么万... 11/29 04:45
42F：→ Lanx:這是報告班長的梗吧....忘記哪部軍教片有看到過了 11/29 09:24
43F：推 victor333:這梗看過了，但是推動畫 11/29 09:30
44F：推 poweroo2001:XD 11/29 10:05
45F：推 joscheng:畫的真好 .... 11/29 11:28
46F：推 a01000a:推~~但是要噓班兵靠腿不確實 兩腳開的勒~ 11/29 12:38
47F：→ iversonya:有笑點~~~ 11/29 13:33
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48F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 13:57
※ 編輯: yeha 來自: 118.160.152.157 (11/29 14:00)
49F：推 stormproof20:哈 11/29 13:58
50F：推 oomai:樓下也動動腰吧 11/29 13:58
51F：推 sazdj:有__還是比較好笑 11/29 14:10
52F：推 ordinary07::D 11/29 14:27
53F：推 sparco7942:推 11/29 14:30
54F：推 sywater:517 救命~~~~~五么拐 11/29 14:31
55F：推 nationfu1017:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 11/29 14:31
56F：推 augustuseric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 14:33
57F：→ gerard:老梗...十年前就聽過了... 11/29 14:38
58F：→ gerard:再無聊的東西做成動畫就有人推...(茶) 11/29 14:39
59F：推 aceice:推 11/29 14:45
60F：推 eu7908:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 14:48
61F：推 julia508:有笑有推 11/29 14:48
62F：推 jshk:517比較好笑XD 11/29 14:50
63F：→ qoo60606:不錯笑XD 11/29 14:50
64F：推 seon520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 14:50
65F：推 Elsaha:有笑有推 XDD 11/29 14:56
66F：推 wju1230:XDDDD 11/29 15:00
67F：推 gn771226:推 11/29 15:07
68F：推 m7821:XDDDDD 11/29 15:08
69F：→ hopo: 111 <==三修 11/29 15:11
70F：→ hopo: 條 11/29 15:11
71F：推 scedbo412:在就可看過了..還是給推 11/29 15:15
72F：推 pia8628:推圖可愛 11/29 15:15
73F：→ qwaqwa2007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:24
74F：推 andy88566y:XDDD 11/29 15:24
75F：推 dragon0518:哈哈 好笑 XDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:25
76F：推 FIFI78311:圖好可愛XDDDDDDrz 11/29 15:29
77F：推 sun770618:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:30
78F：推 RadiationXen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:32
79F：推 misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:33
80F：推 elemmy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:35
81F：推 Tehran:大笑！不得不推。 11/29 15:42
82F：推 ben91lin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:43
83F：推 xdbutterfly:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 15:43
84F：推 pog0615:可愛!! 11/29 15:52
85F：推 irene560:笑翻XDD 11/29 15:57
86F：推 mybelief86:好可愛阿 > < 11/29 16:01
87F：推 donofinsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 16:03
88F：推 a8605335205:= = 11/29 16:05
89F：推 oXnXo:左三圈 右三圈 脖子扭扭 屁股扭扭 11/29 16:12
90F：推 surna:XD 11/29 16:12
91F：推 bizkitmanson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 16:14
92F：推 lionleo228:XD 11/29 16:15
93F：推 cyprian:賞妳個GJ!!!! 11/29 16:15
94F：推 tnf:哈哈哈....大笑了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 16:23
95F：推 happybecky:太可愛了啦XDDDDD 11/29 16:23
96F：推 arrakis:XD 11/29 16:25
97F：推 yy53542306:有笑有推~ 11/29 16:26
98F：推 elemmy:反詐騙啦~ 11/29 16:26
99F：→ elemmy:222222 test! 11/29 16:27
100F：推 jackspeedn:有笑有推~ 11/29 16:30
101F：推 hecticgem:XDDDD 11/29 16:32
102F：推 shortboy:有笑有推~XD 11/29 16:34
103F：推 wayne3611qwe:XDDDDDDDDD推～ 11/29 16:37
104F：推 rakura:XD 11/29 16:42
105F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 16:53
106F：推 biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 17:06
107F：推 cherrychoco:超好笑的啦 !! 動畫也超可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 17:19
108F：推 ccery258:笑翻啦!!!XDXD 動畫超可愛的XD 11/29 17:26
109F：推 Puchucat:推!!!太好笑了XD 11/29 17:31
110F：推 princess9999: 有笑有推 11/29 17:31
111F：推 sakura39:XD 11/29 17:33
112F：推 fishfan0523:超好笑的啦!! 11/29 17:34
113F：推 nanaya006:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 17:34
114F：推 victorcoo:讚啦! 11/29 17:35
115F：推 loveshih:XDD 11/29 17:36
116F：推 feather0911:笑翻XD 11/29 17:43
117F：推 dirk00563:哈哈~ 11/29 17:49
118F：推 oldfatcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 17:51
119F：推 aashiu:哈哈哈~ 11/29 17:52
120F：推 OrdinaryMan:真的很好笑！ 11/29 17:54
121F：推 yun67an:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 18:08
122F：推 jeff20092:XD 11/29 18:09
123F：推 r40638:動畫很可愛XDDDD 11/29 18:12
124F：推 superbigsula:附加笨點 值星背帶 是左肩右斜^^ 11/29 18:14
125F：推 johnsonboy:517=五腰拐 (台) => 有妖怪 XDDD 11/29 18:28
126F：推 cacao:我笑了XDDDDDD 11/29 18:31
127F：推 CaoNiMa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 18:32
128F：推 magy4636:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 18:34
129F：推 clone29:當過兵的更能體會 11/29 18:36
130F：推 boobooq028:太好笑了,好有畫面 11/29 18:45
131F：推 a0170801708:XD 11/29 19:01
132F：推 ozzie12:有笑有推~~XD 11/29 19:06
133F：推 Macxo: 有笑有推~~XD 11/29 19:26
134F：推 auble:讚!! 11/29 19:26
135F：推 kylecheng:不推對不起你 11/29 19:27
136F：推 SHENLE: 有笑有推~~XD 11/29 19:28
137F：推 sanhowu:動動腰~~~~!! 11/29 19:28
138F：推 sienasken:XDDDDDD 11/29 19:30
139F：推 mesatbk:有笑有推！ 11/29 19:36
140F：推 s830821g:噗嗤...太好笑了XDD 11/29 19:42
141F：推 viperfish:路過幫推XD 11/29 19:43
142F：推 rjhih:說出動動腰 我才大笑XD 11/29 19:47
143F：推 dormice:好好笑XDDDDDDDDY 11/29 19:47
144F：推 wendy94114:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推 11/29 19:53
145F：推 fst114:好笑XDDD 11/29 19:58
146F：推 woody3350:我還有同袍編號022....我懷疑他跟士官長有關係.... 11/29 20:04
147F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDDDDDDD 11/29 20:09
148F：推 VMK6220:哈哈哈～～也太可愛了吧XDDDDDD 11/29 20:18
149F：推 chengtingXD:XD 11/29 20:23
150F：推 dolceyy:推~動畫做的真好 11/29 20:25
151F：推 zq1241:哈哈 11/29 20:27
152F：推 usl2736:XD 11/29 20:28
153F：推 godshand:有笑有推 11/29 20:32
154F：推 hayatoagirl:好好笑~ 11/29 20:32
155F：推 LouisJC:推! 11/29 20:33
156F：推 puretryit:笑不停XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 20:34
157F：推 nature51:有笑有推!! 11/29 20:36
158F：推 derek7621:爆 11/29 20:37
159F：推 gamerjack:有笑有推XD 11/29 20:38
160F：推 fantasy826:以前的笨板有看過這篇 11/29 20:51
161F：推 yape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 20:54
162F：推 jake255121:動畫好可愛XDDD 11/29 21:12
163F：推 jayhuang56:有笑有推XDD 11/29 21:16
164F：推 eatcake135:板標!!! 11/29 21:22
165F：推 momoCry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 21:30
166F：推 csimylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/29 21:31
167F：推 babydoll1126:哈哈好可愛~! 11/29 21:35
168F：推 showershine: 就是要衝著圖推!! 11/29 21:42
169F：推 leo042:好笑~~~真的好笑~~~ 11/29 21:45
170F：→ larle:以前好像有聽過? 11/29 21:45
171F：推 hapred:哈哈!這就是天兵嗎? 有梗! 推XD 11/29 21:47
172F：推 chl520:好笑 11/29 21:49
173F：推 molk:我連上弟兄在丟手榴彈時大喊"新兵戰士洞一洞在此作投擲投彈!" 11/29 21:50
174F：推 LDBBS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 21:51
175F：推 NEXW2000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 21:53
176F：推 phechen:哈哈哈哈哈 這個好好笑！ 11/29 21:54
177F：推 ohmygodha:XDDDDDDDDD 11/29 21:57
178F：推 elittle:笑死我了 天阿 哈哈哈 11/29 21:58
179F：推 juting:好好笑唷 XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 22:03
180F：推 Terry1984:XDDDDD 11/29 22:17
181F：推 k7692300:xdddddddddd 11/29 22:23
182F：推 bluecv326:好笑 室友被我嚇到了XDDD 11/29 22:24
183F：推 jenny08012:XD!!!!! 11/29 22:26
184F：推 kasim5479603:雖然是老梗...看在很有誠意的份上 11/29 22:27
185F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 22:32
186F：推 mingkwan:不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 22:40
187F：推 johnyy:大推!! 戳中我笑點XDDD 11/29 22:48
188F：推 slapycoco:芬達XD 11/29 22:54
189F：推 aaaaa1228tw:哈哈哈哈哈 11/29 22:54
190F：推 Guren8000:有笑有推XDDD 怎麼跟當兵有關的都這麼好笑XDDD 11/29 23:00
191F：推 gi11420636:超好笑的><~推推推 11/29 23:08
192F：推 aaa123867:推！！此篇不推我愧當世界超級宇宙無敵的大帥哥～～ 11/29 23:10
193F：推 Nomoresin:XD 11/29 23:21
194F：推 aiooba:好好笑XDDDDDD 11/29 23:22
195F：推 imR:XD 11/29 23:34
196F：推 allen527:有笑有推 11/29 23:35
197F：推 endless2084:超強大...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 23:54
198F：推 CzechMan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/29 23:57
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199F：→ minwong:我記得動動腰是邱小華XD 11/30 00:00
200F：推 mengda0136:他入伍訓好像是123附近的樣子... 11/30 00:26
201F：→ mengda0136:小弟是078... 那天 某班長：078，國醫的阿 11/30 00:27
202F：→ mengda0136:認不認識邱嵩華 小弟：報告班長，認識！ 11/30 00:27
203F：→ mengda0136:班長：他精實不精實 小弟：精實 11/30 00:28
204F：→ mengda0136:班長：告訴你 他是裝的(兇狠) 11/30 00:28
205F：→ mengda0136:這是我對邱小華入伍訓惟一的印象了 ㄎㄎ 11/30 00:28
206F：推 weirdlight:那班長要知足！像我連裝都懶得裝~擺明就是我擺爛兩個月 11/30 00:32
207F：→ weirdlight:跟醫務所醫官都熟到我可以選轉診時段了~菸 11/30 00:33
208F：→ minwong:樓上不意外阿XD 11/30 01:22
209F：→ clarinetNDMC:一二樓開始回憶過去了XD 孟達...算你狠 = =_ 11/30 01:56