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標題[轉錄][無言] 還沒到戰場就掏槍了
時間Wed Mar 19 17:32:26 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Serenede (Serenede) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 捷運站廁所
時間: Sat Mar 15 22:17:09 2008
捷運站在列車到站的時候人潮很多
我學長和我想上廁所
但是他因為喝了紅茶很尿急
用衝的衝進廁所
我心中OS:你也不需要在人群中衝那麼快吧 =皿=
然後我就聽到有人在大罵 "幹!!"
好了好了 換我衝進去了
我學長一臉囧樣站在那邊
目前在小便斗那邊的人 屁股是溼的
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1F：推 double0299:哈 有笑有推 03/15 22:22
2F：推 moreblue:那聲幹 超好笑 XD 03/15 22:24
3F：推 loubya:月工月工女子~~ 03/15 22:24
4F：推 honey4617912:那人穿迷彩裝？ 03/15 22:27
5F：推 AVRILJRJR20B:這是真的嗎............ 03/15 22:29
6F：推 Hans14:不夠臣又 03/15 22:33
7F：→ yayavril:有點誇張 你學長是矇著眼睛進去的嗎?! 03/15 22:36
8F：推 ch02761018:月工月工女子~~XDDD 03/15 22:40
9F：推 a00raso:..............有點誇張.......... 03/15 22:41
10F：推 future0925:我笑了~ 03/15 22:46
11F：推 speed1023:前面的人應該覺得.................................... 03/15 22:48
12F：推 axyl:XD 03/15 22:50
13F：推 PlsHitMe:還好沒被肛 03/15 22:53
14F：推 Ertha:哈哈哈哈 我笑了.................................... 03/15 22:55
15F：推 hank11235813:................................................. 03/15 22:55
16F：推 travelL:這.......前面那個人............ 03/15 22:58
17F：推 vikjerry:..................................................... 03/15 22:57
18F：推 bigjam:哈哈哈哈 好好笑 03/15 23:01
19F：推 pfnh1103:比較想知道後來怎麼解決的？XD 03/15 23:02
20F：推 quietvox:那人的後面被你學長弄濕了嗎ＸＤ 後續呢～ 03/15 23:04
21F：推 nomatter1314:(有畫面) 我笑倒不行了我XDDDDDD 03/15 23:07
22F：推 RAIDINFO:那人好雖小 03/15 23:13
23F：→ Serenede:和平解決啦XDD 03/15 23:16
24F：推 ssall:站著也中槍 03/15 23:17
25F：推 fireicemax:被一個男的從屁股後面射..... 03/15 23:18
26F：推 vanjoey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/15 23:21
27F：推 bigmao:會被揍吧...XDD 03/15 23:21
28F：→ paul51134:你確定是尿讓他濕的嗎?....說不定是 03/15 23:21
29F：推 xumax:=====================以上為西斯區======================= 03/15 23:26
30F：推 jba781101:前面超衰 03/15 23:27
31F：→ Serenede:我沒有看到是尿還是別的東西XD 03/15 23:27
32F：推 sky84089:有屌到..... 03/15 23:27
33F：推 a6109a6109:..............................................XD 03/15 23:31
34F：推 bettychu:喔喔... 我還以為是你學長屁股濕了.. 03/15 23:32
35F：推 waiting1101:外射了... 幸好不是中出... 03/15 23:32
36F：→ bettychu:一直再思考他屁股怎麼吃的 03/15 23:33
37F：→ bettychu:不對 是溼 打錯 >"< 03/15 23:33
38F：→ WsCiLy:豪洨吧 太扯了 03/15 23:35
39F：→ Serenede:沒有豪洨 03/15 23:36
40F：推 andyfc1:[超幹]上廁所被大學生衝進來噴尿 03/15 23:41
41F：推 Asuma:friendly fire 03/15 23:48
42F：推 god77778:我笑的翻過來又翻過去~XDDDDDDDDD 03/15 23:56
43F：推 moso:太誇張了!!廁所沒開燈嗎?? 03/15 23:57
44F：推 vincent5152:我笑了....... 03/15 23:57
45F：推 youandmeq:有笑有推.... XD 03/15 23:59
46F：推 upo:真的太誇張了吧＠＠ 03/16 00:00
47F：推 pttstupid:大冒險？ 03/16 00:01
48F：→ ptpaco:先承認你就是你學長.... 03/16 00:03
49F：推 ongong:[黑特] 也先丟個東西讓我撿吧...都還沒彎腰...急個屁啊... 03/16 00:05
50F：推 nike923123:哈哈哈~~ 03/16 00:08
51F：推 Sanctity: 笑了....... 03/16 00:17
52F：推 pyroXP:有笑有推～ 03/16 00:19
53F：推 huan1985:我笑了XD 03/16 00:23
54F：推 bigcatfish:我笑到了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:28
55F：→ vengeance104:完了 停不住XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:28
56F：推 flyinglove:先承認你就是你學長(￣▽￣)@m 03/16 00:28
57F：→ Serenede:我真的不是我學長= = 03/16 00:30
58F：推 KFMOMENT:哈哈哈 03/16 00:47
59F：推 kangleis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:53
60F：推 Hik64279:大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:00
61F：推 tommy0221:我想知道結果怎樣了XD 03/16 01:01
62F：推 Leson:半夜大笑推XDDDDD 03/16 01:19
63F：推 aqrleopard:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:21
64F：推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:25
65F：推 mayuka:大笑大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:36
66F：→ tungpayton:覺得很豪洨 除非學長是瞎子 或那人屁股像便斗 03/16 01:48
67F：推 newper:我想了很久不知道要怎麼推XD...太勁了.... 03/16 01:49
68F：推 CzKT:[大哭] 在捷運站你也敢... 03/16 01:50
69F：推 sukiki:幹... 什麼啦~ XDDDD 笑翻了... 汰豪洨了 03/16 02:15
70F：推 bluemen:難道他尿是用射的@@? 03/16 02:17
71F：推 mobydick1029:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 02:21
72F：推 teresawei:XD 太扯了 給你個推.... 03/16 02:25
73F：推 puddingnoeat:膀胱快爆掉啦... 給我讓一讓.. 03/16 02:28
74F：推 bananers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到岔氣 03/16 02:30
75F：推 LoveBea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 02:33
76F：推 noexit:哈哈哈哈哈 我快笑死了XD 03/16 02:48
77F：推 siaokun0203:太豪小了 03/16 02:49
78F：推 vills:笑死了 03/16 02:51
79F：推 tmaclon:哈哈哈哈哈 我笑到把我妹吵醒了XDDDDD 03/16 02:57
80F：推 urasea:[超幹] 幹他媽真的被月工了!!! 03/16 02:58
81F：推 ysongru:哈哈哈 真的是太扯了~~~ 03/16 03:01
82F：推 ekimlcl:推暴這篇吧 03/16 03:14
83F：推 azzboy:他應該是想先出槍試瞄 只是槍卻不小心走火了... 03/16 03:24
84F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 04:10
85F：推 erixerix:還沒看到敵人就繳械了...XDDDDD 03/16 05:05
86F：推 neoikki:你學長來不及矇馬眼？ 03/16 06:38
87F：推 clbb:XD 03/16 07:22
88F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 07:49
89F：推 ascii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 08:21
90F：推 MRBLUELAN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 09:09
91F：推 alphard:XD 03/16 09:13
92F：推 KAKUDO:哈靠～～真的很誇張！！ 03/16 09:45
93F：推 Yie:XD 03/16 09:49
94F：→ damntree:XDDDD 03/16 09:53
95F：推 ferguslin:好惡劣 XD 03/16 10:43
96F：推 wu41289:XD 03/16 11:02
97F：推 shilinijini:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 03/16 11:05
98F：推 tyan0615:好好笑啦XD 03/16 11:53
99F：推 dcnsam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 12:19
100F：推 imaskala:站著也中槍 幹!! 03/16 12:23
101F：推 cutejenny:好噁心喔 03/16 12:25
102F：推 tunacan:笑到沒力~~~~ 03/16 12:28
103F：推 DecFantasy:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 12:38
104F：推 lucifier:這...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 13:02
105F：推 f12345678900:XDDDDDDD 03/16 13:18
106F：推 DACCC:好笑 03/16 13:48
107F：推 kingkkman:超好笑XDDDD 03/16 14:01
108F：推 gbvn:給這篇爆給這篇爆!!! 真的是有夠好笑的啦~ 03/16 14:01
109F：推 milvus:太扯了... 03/16 14:13
110F：推 whotear:好好笑 XDD 03/16 14:31
111F：推 princessmake:XD 03/16 15:02
112F：推 princessmake:XD 03/16 15:05
113F：推 wcy111:......月工月工女子..................................... 03/16 15:13
114F：推 VenceYen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的 03/16 15:17
115F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 15:22
116F：推 fallleaf:有笑有推 03/16 15:26
117F：推 inkytide:學長有矇馬眼嗎?XD 03/16 15:27
118F：推 ccbabyvivi:真的是站著也中槍 03/16 15:34
119F：推 mlikcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那個人好衰唷 03/16 15:40
120F：推 casillas881:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 15:50
121F：推 ilove305mmm:20 03/16 15:54
122F：推 fanny61131:XDDDDDDDD要爆嗎? 03/16 15:59
123F：推 warstar:月工月工女子 03/16 16:00
124F：推 andyfc1:要爆了要爆了~ 03/16 16:02
125F：推 sanzosaskura:月工月工女子 03/16 16:03
126F：推 Hoshiwa:XDDDDDD 03/16 16:08
127F：→ yaosh:XD 03/16 16:08
128F：推 banlin:XDDDD 03/16 16:14
129F：推 kangfual527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 16:17
130F：推 Asucks:每月最好笑！！！ 03/16 16:42
131F：推 sally98927:哈哈哈 03/16 16:53
132F：推 guest1024:你怎麼會有熱水?????????????????????????????????????? 03/16 16:54
133F：推 lightpisces:學長你好急喔,人家褲子都還沒脫呢(羞>///<) 03/16 16:59
134F：推 Maite:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD 03/16 17:21
135F：推 SORROWRAIN:為什麼我連被尿濕的褲子顏色都想像出來了> < 03/16 17:21
136F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太誇張了 03/16 17:24
137F：推 vclaote:誇張XD 03/16 17:35
138F：推 ssdog:幹~ 03/16 17:50
139F：→ ssdog:就是你 03/16 17:51
140F：推 unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 18:49
141F：推 a9349650:流淚推 站著也中槍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 19:23
142F：推 honli1027:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 19:54
143F：推 if8mile:XDDDDDDD 03/16 20:00
144F：推 freshkgo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 20:14
145F：推 silver3000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 20:19
※ bear23006:轉錄至看板 Jolin 03/16 20:26
146F：推 sunhow:XDDDDDD 03/16 20:43
147F：推 eric80157:轉到10版是怎麼回是 03/16 21:27
148F：→ cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 21:54
149F：推 pinkyflower:XD 金胎勾...\ 03/16 21:58
150F：推 something:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 22:20
151F：推 pauhsi:靠 03/16 22:41
152F：推 rafael750626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 22:44
153F：推 tzhlin:太誇張了吧...笑到沒力~ 03/16 22:49
154F：推 wtf0325:哈哈 笑死我啦 03/16 22:57
155F：推 echox7321:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 22:58
156F：推 EragonJ:有笑有推....噴飲料... 03/16 23:12
157F：推 nickone:噗~~我笑了 03/16 23:31
158F：推 cocoyan:太... 03/16 23:33
159F：推 saint7:笑到黑菇 推+1 03/16 23:33
160F：推 TeathPTT:我以為是學長的月X來了 03/17 00:02
161F：推 ebobkz:後勁很強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 00:05
162F：推 mountaincow:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 00:20
163F：推 gs1458:月工月工女子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+ 03/17 00:35
164F：推 jimmysevy:站著也中槍XDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 00:35
165F：推 jason452001:太沒力了啦..... 03/17 00:39
166F：推 zzxl343:有笑有推 03/17 01:55
167F：推 JackLoupin:幹...狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 02:30
168F：推 oafishfish:XDDDDDD 03/17 02:37
169F：推 LOUSU:幹.....半夜狂笑啦......睡不著了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 02:40
170F：推 zero1017:原來笑到黑菇 這麼難過XDDDDD 03/17 04:02
171F：推 nmeypz:好好笑的"豹紋" 03/17 05:39
172F：推 miyahuei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 前面的人好衰!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 09:09
173F：推 arthurwang:擋我小便者，視投名狀，必射之? 03/17 09:49
174F：推 utmua:那個人有保護色嗎 囧 03/17 10:52
175F：→ imjeffreylee:那個人是馬桶嗎?XD 03/17 13:50
176F：推 ggiirrllkk:eo4勒 笑死我了 03/17 13:52
177F：推 hightemper:太北七了真的XDXDXDXDDX 03/17 16:01
178F：推 flyingspace:幹 這太好笑了XD 03/17 16:34
179F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 20:00
180F：推 summersky20:肛肛好 03/17 21:06
181F：推 johnlin35: 擋我小便者，是投名狀，必射之? 03/17 22:46
182F：推 Dinya:讓我想到某些系列的色色物品... 03/18 01:14
183F：推 JohnnyWalker:真的是站著也中槍XD 03/18 08:32
184F：推 elysedino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:41
185F：推 agreenorange:笑)))) XDDD 03/18 16:31
186F：推 cavalier206:XDDDDD 03/18 23:27
187F：推 devilcavalry:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:42
188F：推 nagisa1209:學長讓另一個男人濕了囧囧 03/19 14:12
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