作者wuposwim (不大力的可可)
看板NCHU_ME101
標題[發浪] 快要沒有P幣了
時間Thu Mar 26 17:34:36 2020
因為快要沒有P幣了，當賭徒買彩券輸了一屁股
所以只好來這邊發發廢文來洗一下P幣
順便跟大家分享一個小故事。
帥哥我板主，法號文濕的外埔補教界名師vance6313
AKA......幹，想不到要AKA什麼
那天帶著師母來到台中市跟我聊天
師母的本名叫陳ㄆㄟˋㄐㄩㄣ...恩我不知道怎麼寫哈哈哈哈
然後補教名師居然在馬路上直接對著他女朋友叫
陳慧君!陳慧君!
噢幹，好屌哦哦哦哦
陳慧君不是那個咖啡王子1號店店長 AKA 中技馬子狗 曾一尾的腦婆嗎
發生這件事讓我對補教名師的景仰有如滔滔江水
當眾叫錯女朋友的名字
啊不就好險你沒有叫成前女友的名字科科
用新注音打字好像賺的P幣不多
不然我來試試看用英文打字看看
It's very happy to hear English Tsai won the Taiwan president election this year.
I'm glad Korean Fish didn't win the election then he can go back and focus on Kaohsiung Mayor's work.
I know Kaohsiung citizens love their mayor, like fox....
And most of my classmate will join 30 clubs this year or already joined.
Hope everybody can accept this fact and try to understand we already old.
We are ojisan (おじさん) and obasan (おばさん) now.
Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's all, hope this artical can let me earn some money from PTT system.
Taiwan number 1! China Ki Jia Sai!
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1F：→ wuposwim: 幹 183 P幣而已 錢怎麼那麼難賺，跟薪 39.12.190.50 03/26 17:35
2F：→ wuposwim: 水一樣難賺，求台積斗內 39.12.190.50 03/26 17:35
3F：推 vance6313: XDDDDD 111.246.190.45 03/30 13:47
4F：推 vance6313: 不是台積但是已斗內 111.246.190.45 03/30 13:48
5F：推 notebook789: 喔喔喔 有我大韓市長一定給推 124.12.53.98 04/05 17:30
6F：→ wuposwim: 原來JPTT推文可以畫圖 42.77.144.146 04/13 18:29