作者nebular (江月年年只相似)
看板NCCU05_MJOUR
標題Devil's Dicitonaty
時間Wed Oct 19 01:56:10 2005
挺有趣的東西
列了幾個詞彙讓各位客倌瞧瞧:
CRITIC, n.
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please
him.
HABIT, n.
A shackle for the free.
NONSENSE, n.
The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.
PATIENCE, n.
A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
PHILOSOPHY, n.
A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
POSITIVISM, n.
A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our
ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest
Mill and its thickest Spencer.
RANK, n.
Relative elevation in the scale of human worth.
TELEPHONE, n.
An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of
making adisagreeable person keep his distance.
UN-AMERICAN, adj.
Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
VIRTUES, n.pl.
Certain abstentions.
WHITE, adj. and n.
Black.
http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/
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就在於笨蛋及狂熱份子對自我總是如此確定,
而智者的內心卻充滿疑惑。
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