作者gogokings (JC)
看板NBAEasyChat
標題Re: [創作] 寫信給NBA.com
時間Sat May 16 08:55:29 2009
※ 引述《ArodSUCKS (愛羅得撒客思)》之銘言：
: hello, I am a gifted great basketball player
: I want to have a jod in NBA
: I am good at shooting, better than R.allen
: besides I can pass I can dunk I can grab many rebounds
: Why dont you arrange a ez test for me ?
: I will show you all I get
: The team who owns me would have huge chance winning NBA Finals 2010
: Most important of All, I dont have enough to buy airplane ticket
: Plz put money in my account:
: 822 -XXXXX4XXXX3X Chinatrust,Taiwan(not a province of black-hearted China)
: 鄉民幫忙看一下文法, 沒問題的話我要寄給史騰了, 準備大展長才^^
文情並茂 不卑不亢
相當好的一篇自我推薦信
但是怎麼可以忘了自己的聯絡方式呢
我想應該是這支電話吧：
「香港3345678」
順便告訴Stern
十點以後不要打來
因為你～～～睡～～～～啦
啊對 以上要麻煩鄉民們翻成英文....
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1F：推 brokenleg:HongKong 3345678 10 points not to hit come 05/16 09:37
2F：→ brokenleg:because you sleep la 05/16 09:38
3F：推 mainword:XD 05/16 10:16
4F：推 wsfys:please translate this into English you peasants 05/16 10:53
5F：推 thedeadearth:by the way tell shitern,don't call me after ten 05/16 12:32
6F：→ thedeadearth:because i have already sleeping@@ 幫更正 05/16 12:34
7F：推 a77725a:10點..... 05/16 13:13
8F：推 iatb21:10 points XDDD 05/18 13:42
9F：推 mw1128:跟著一樓的翻譯念也太好笑了XDDDDDD 05/18 14:28