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轉自LFCONLINE論壇 Here's one way of looking at the michael owen situation If ure girlfriend for a number of years who you love (owen at liverpool for a number of years,who was loved by the fans) says she will marry you and has been telling you this for over a year (owen telling liverpool for over a year that he was going to sign a new contract) you are in a transition period and you dont know what the future may hold (liverpool get a new manager rafa and are in a transition period) your girlfriend doesnt know whether to trust you and stay by you during this transition period (owen didnt trust rafa and didnt give him a chance) Then all of a sudden she hears that some spanish stud is interested in her (Real Madid) this stud wants to take her to madrid with him with promises of riches (more trophies ie. the cl) all of a sudden she leaves you high and dry to go of with this spanish fella just when you need her most. But the spanish fella is not what she expexted and his promises of riches have not come true. The spanish stud repeatedly leaves her on the side (on the madrid bench) while playing around with other girls (using other players instead of owen). your ex girlfriend hears from a friend that you (liverpoolfc) had one of the best years of your life you got a new job things are looking up for the future, all the riches your ex was looking for you got and experienced without her (winning the cl). you have a new girlfriend (Baros) who might not be as good lookin as owen (aka baros is not as good a goal scorer as owen) but at least she is loyal although you are thinkin of dumping her (baros being kicked out of liverpool) but you do have a few suitors (Cisse,Morientes,Crouch) who you are not sure about, but they have a lot of potential and with work and some help could become incredible So now your ex girlfriend (owen) is jealous and wants to come back to you (liverpool) saying she made a mistake and that she would of regreted it for the rest of her life if she hadnt of gone with the spanish stud to spain and is practically begging you to take her back WOULD YOU TAKE HER BACK?????????????????????????? 這篇文章的形容真的是太經典了~ 內容也超暴笑的~ -- YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE THE REDS ★ ● ● ◢█◣◢█◣◢█◣◢█◣R◢█◣◢█◣◢█◣◢█◣ ★  █ █ ★ THE REDS YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE --



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◆ From: 218.111.170.209 ※ 編輯: mcowen 來自: 218.111.170.209 (08/11 01:48)
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