作者f94 (舔了會蛀牙的甜蜜寶貝)
看板KS95-318
標題[大師] 科科
時間Tue Jun 5 17:50:36 2007
Femme Point
FOR the cynics among us:
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station . . . what more can I say?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard and Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Success is a relative term. After all, it brings so many relatives.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Children in back seats cause accidents. Accidents in back seats cause children.
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, three’s the result !
Success . . . is getting up one more time.
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幸村喝了抗魔之後算不上是勇士
幸村曰: 怕魔法轟的俗辣非勇士
信綱喝了抗魔之後稱不上是劍聖
信綱曰: 男人之間的勝負是普攻
鄉民曰: 幹幸村信綱死新手辣!!
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