作者liuboy17 (學)
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標題[轉錄][耍冷] 上帝的生魚片
時間Sat Nov 19 00:13:21 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: smaljohn (平平) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 上帝的生魚片
時間: Wed Nov 16 19:53:32 2005
話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人，喔不說錯了，是神。
他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃，
但是不管如何精心的調配，上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。
但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩，
廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程，
星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。
今天，星期日到了，廚子卻搞錯了，忘記今天是芥末日，
竟捧上有淡淡柚香的柚子醬油給上帝。
上帝非常生氣，他等了一星期才等到芥末日的到來，
於是發脾氣對著廚子大吼：
「今天是芥末日啦！是芥末日啦！」
然後世界就滅亡了。
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