http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may27n.html Tubby Ibra is 'pasta' joke Saturday 27 May, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zlatan Ibrahimovic claims the reason behind his poor form has been an overdose of Italian cooking. Zlatan說他本季狀態差勁的背後主因是義大利菜吃太多了。 （overdose用得妙啊～） “In my entire career I have never been so out of shape,” the Swede told journalists after a two-month Press silence. Zlatan在歷經兩個月新聞沉默後說：「我整個職業生涯從來沒這麼肥過。」 “My ideal weight is 92-94kg, but throughout the campaign I have fluctuated between 96 and 97kg. I'm really struggling to find my form again. I get the feeling Italian food is not for me.” 「我的理想體重是92到94公斤，不過歷經這個賽季我已經腫到96、7公斤了， 我正在努力回復到標準身材，我覺得義大利菜不適合我！」 The former Ajax star settled into Serie A brilliantly, scoring 16 goals in his debut season, but this term he has been very disappointing and managed to hit the back of the net just seven times. Zlatan登陸義甲首賽季非常出色，進了１６個球， 不過本季相當令人失望，只進了７球。 A myriad of rumours circulated as to the reason behind his poor form, from contract disputes with Juventus to interest from Real Madrid, but it seems the key lies in a plate of pasta. 有各式各樣的傳言猜測他本季低迷的原因， 從跟 JUVE談加薪續約不順到 Real Madrid對他有意， 不過看來關鍵在於義大利菜。 Ibra did not set foot on the field for Sweden's friendly test against Finland earlier this week and his disappointing recent performances are worrying fans ahead of the World Cup. Nonetheless, he is set to hit the headlines again, as Ibrahimovic has been tipped as a main transfer target for both Inter and Milan, where he would replace the Chelsea-bound Andriy Shevchenko. －－ 　我還真想不到這傢伙打破新聞沉默之後第一次發言會講這個， 　你在這裡都已經會變胖了，不適合去馬德里啦… 　Cassano＋Ronaldo＋Zlatan！ 　史上最豪華的超『重量』級鋒線！（狂汗） 　 -- 　 　 　ꄠ 　　　　　　　　廢物們！上吧！！ 　　 　ꄠ 　　　　　　以死來表達你們對我的忠誠吧！！ --

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