Source: http://www.freep.com/article/20090419/SPORTS18/904190565/1089/col08 ********************************************************************* News quiz: Allen Iverson's banishment, and more April 19, 2009 ********************************************************************* Test your knowledge of current sports events of the past week: (For the most part, there are no right or wrong answers, so everybody scores a 5.) Why is John Madden retiring at age 73? A) He wants to spend more time with his family. B) He wants to spend more time at Outback Steakhouse. C) He wants to spend more time with Brett Favre. D) The Madden cover jinx finally got him. E) To work on his Frank Caliendo impression. Now that the NFL schedules were released, who do the Lions play in opener? A) The Chicago Bears. B) The Portuguese Water Dogs. C) The Navy SEALs. D) The Somali Pirates. What did the Obamas name the new White House pup? A) Bo. B) Woody. C) Sparky. D) Scotty. E) Mooch. F) Flip. G) Izzo. Why is Canadian songbird Celine Dion part of a group that might bu Montreal Canadiens? A) She wants to replace the pregame "O Canada" with the theme from "Titanic." B) She wants to move them to Vegas. C) She couldn't work out a deal with Fiat. D) She's competing with the consortium of Shania Twain, Anne Murray, Nelly Furtado, Feist, k.d. lang, Alanis Morissette and Barenaked Ladies. They're apparently unfounded, but some reports had Allen Iverson being banned from playing at: A) The MGM Grand. B) The Greektown Casino. C) The MotorCity Casino. D) The Palace. ********************************************************************* -- Only the strong survive- Iverson ⊕ ═█┘ ⊕ ●╱ 　　　 Ｗ ● ●︵ ● ●)) ３╯ <３\ /３⊕ ／３﹚ ３ \\ />⊕ >/ ⊕ ╲> >> ========= http://www.wretch.cc/blog/AWEI3 ========= --

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