作者dabindabin (DaBin)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 我的背好痛
時間Fri Jun 11 10:27:00 2010
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1C4GnY0I ]
作者: kutaroan (小寬) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我的背好痛
時間: Fri Jun 11 00:01:36 2010
小的是北縣某鄉下的消防員
我們在執行救護勤務時
有時會載送精神科患者前往精神科相關的醫院或療養院
但基於某些療養院急診內外科資源較為不足
有時精神科患者合併內外科急症時
還是會優先送往一般醫院作治療
再某次精神病患護送勤務中
我們將患者送往了北市立療養院
只見患者進急診時表情相當痛苦並嚷嚷著背痛...
在我將患者推進急診後....
患者：阿~~我背超痛的~超痛的~快幫我~~(用手撐住後腰表情痛苦)
醫生：...傷腦筋，應該是有外科急症，先送去別間醫院治療他的背吧
我：恩...有只能先這樣了
隨即我便將患者推出急診準備回車上...
患者仍然一副痛苦樣
患者：(雙手壓住腰部)阿~~我的背啦~痛死了~~~阿~~~
阿~~~翅膀要長出來了~~~~~~~~~~~
醫生快步走出冷靜的講：把他抓回來....
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