原文： http://football.guardian.co.uk/continentalfootball/story/0,,1782119,00.html Sid Lowe 是 Guardian 過去六年來負責西甲新聞的作家， 他同時也曾幫 World Soccer 和 442 寫過稿。 文章很長，但十分爆笑，以下摘錄一些文字： [excerpts] Best post-match sound bite Jonathan Woodgate. After waiting 561 days for his Real Madrid debut, Woodgate made his entrance in style - by scoring an own goal and getting sent off. Appearing in the Bernabéu press area, he attended to the local media in Spanish before producing this gem for the English: "Fuck me. Fuck. Ing. Hell. My God. Where do I start? I'm still in shock. An own goal and sent off. What a debut. What a debut! After the own goal and the yellow I was thinking: 'Jesus Christ, don't get sent off', and then I got sent off." ... Most pathetic cuss David Beckham and Guti, who tried to rile Osasuna's Raúl García by telling him: "You're ugly, you are." Best chant "Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!" Osasuna's fans taking their revenge on Beckham. ... Best fans Cádiz's fans win this award by miles. Loud, bright and funny, they spent the season singing: "Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol! We came here to get drunk and the result doesn't matter at all!" Which is lucky, really, as results weren't their strong point. ... Worst timing Spain's refs chose the aforementioned special occasion to dish out 13 reds, including one to a club doctor, and 69 yellows, while also disallowing goals, handing out dodgy penalties and generally doing their best to ruin everything. "Please," implored Racing coach Manolo Preciados, "let's never celebrate Referees' Day ever again." The Spanish Federation decided to do it all over again the following week. ... Stupidest threat Fernando Martín's announcement of a Secret Police at Real Madrid, a footballing Big Brother to keep his players on the straight and narrow. As if keeping Cassano and Ronaldo narrow was that easy. ... Best protest Malaga's fans responded to their inevitable relegation by chanting, "You don't deserve to wear this shirt" and showering the pitch with replica kits, while some Betis nutters reacted to one particularly bad refereeing display by slashing his tyres. But they were beaten to the award by Real Madrid's Ultra Sur on the final game of the season. They put together a giant beach scene mosaic, complete with sun, sea and sand, and a banner that read, "after a year of holidays for you lot, now it's our turn", before spending the rest of the game playing with rubber rings, lilos, beach balls and inflatable sharks. ... Best goal-scoring celebration Might have been Samuel Eto'o's Black Power salute at the Bernabéu only no one in Spain even noticed, so instead there's another award for Jonathan Woodgate. He scored a towering header against Rosenborg and immediately sprinted over to the bench where he leapt into the arms of club doctor Alfonso Del Corral. Alas, he hardly left them for the rest of the year. ... "From now on, we will play with hombres no con nombres [men, not names]" - Juan Ramón López Caro on the day Florentino Pérez finally resigned. From now on. --

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