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Good evening! I would like to talk about Seven's behavior. At the end of work days, Seven feels some pressure and he would like to return 3 boxes of coffee egg roll of Starbucks to me. When he carry the boxes of Starbucks to me, suddenly I fall in love with him due to his humble behavior. Let me explain to you. I might ask you: "In what circumstances will you return back the gifts to a woman?" I don't need to explain more, right? It is obviously "break up"! Thus, you know that Seven is really a cute and handsome man in the world. He takes the affection seriously! Seven would like to "break up" with me! Furthermore, if you return the same gifts to a woman, what does it mean? I don't need to explain more, right? He's thinking to send me the gifts. And he's considerate as these are all "for me" although he returns! Last but not the least, Seven is really cute! He might think that I am a stupid woman that falls in love with him. (I apologize that I use "stupid" to describe the affection. Sorry!) Seven is really pure and humble, right? In conclusion, Seven is really a cute man with purity and simplicity. He's not mature when dealing with the relationship with women. However, he is the most kindly person in the world. Don't you think so? Seven is so cute that I fall in love with him immediately. How can he be so cute and upright? Maybe his family belongs to the high class. Actually I have no idea about his background, but know that his education was master's degree. I want to say: "I am inferior. I am not good." "I am evil. My thoughts are a little about committing crime." "I would offend and set up people on purpose." "I am not loyal." "I am not faithful." Maybe the word "trash" can explain myself as a real garbage. Tell you a joke: When I was an international salesperson and have met the customer with my boss in the airport, my boss' English is not good. Boss saw the customer and would like to express his hospitality. He said: "Nice to meet you.(Hug) Oh...Where is your "garbage"? " The customer suddenly think for a while. I reacted immediately: "baggage!!! "where is your baggage"." Suddenly we were breaking into a cold sweat and finally safe. Ha ha..... lol Have a nice weekend! --



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