作者wnwangster (Wei)
看板EngTalk
標題[Joke] FW: Farmer and the Cow
時間Sat Aug 2 23:55:30 2008
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking.
As soon as the bucket was filled, the cow kicked it down with her left foot
so I tied up her left foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot,
so I tied her right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the bucket with her
tail, and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt.
As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped, then my wife came out and well,
trust me, some things you just can't explain!"
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
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1F：推 huntermyth:how coincident!! lol 08/03 01:23
2F：推 maikviva:OMG... 08/03 01:30
3F：推 extrawave:The truth is out there = =+ 08/03 03:03
4F：推 amerinese:I remember reading about a farmer that really did 08/05 00:24
5F：→ amerinese:have sex with a sheep. The reason he got caught was 08/05 00:25
6F：→ amerinese:him and his wife ended up with a strange sexually- 08/05 00:25
7F：→ amerinese:transmitted disease. 08/05 00:25
8F：推 sulliven:this joke ever showed on the video lol... 08/05 02:05
9F：→ wnwangster:upstairs... you have a rather heavy taste XD 08/05 11:47