作者wnwangster (Wei)
看板EngTalk
標題[Joke] FW: Little Johnny Answers the Question
時間Fri Jun 27 02:34:48 2008
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
left?"
Lil Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one.
How many are left?"
Lil Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Lil Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny: "Ma'am, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Lil Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one
is biting, and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is
married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Lil Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you
think."
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1F：推 huntermyth:This english joke is translated from chinese one? 06/27 10:19
2F：→ huntermyth:cuz i have read the same chinese joke before , but 06/27 10:19
3F：→ huntermyth:it is still funny haaaaaaaaaaaa 06/27 10:20
4F：推 stool:hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~ soo funny 06/27 10:27
5F：→ wnwangster:taken from Comedy Central, donno if it's translated 06/27 11:15
6F：→ wnwangster:i doubt it though..maybe it translated into chinese 06/27 11:16
7F：→ AJ215:that teacher is a jerk. 06/27 14:03
8F：推 stool:just a joke.. dont take it too seriously :) 06/27 15:52
9F：→ wnwangster:why a jerk? @@ 06/27 16:08