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Next Chapter: Armed: Comrade Stalin! I think we can use Mongolian troops to occupy Manchuria. Stalin: Oh, yeah, how many men do we have to do this job? Armed: Well, it's about one hundred thousand men. Stalin: Are you crazy? Only 100,000 men can do what? Tickle the Japs to death? They have 500,000 men at least. By the way, those 100,000 men are only made for cannon folders. Do you really know what hell mean is the CANNON FOLDER? Armed: Don't worry, Comrade Mao has at least 500,000 soldiers and 3,000,000 people in the Northern China and they are our best ally. Stalin: Yeah, I know Mao the Fat Guy have those manpower. However, they will fight the Japs with what? Japs have airplanes, tanks, and big guns. What thing is Mao and his freaking guerilla to have? They cannot even destroy one battalion of Japs by 100 regiments and even that fxxking battalion are light-armed supply unit. Armed: Well, that's several years ago and now they are stronger than before...... Stalin: All right, if you realy want to fight the Japs and I will send you to Vladistock tonight and you can just feel how freaking cold Siberia is right now. Armed: Cold? I think now is summer. Stalin: Sum-you-sh@t-f#$king-mer! Siberia only has 10 weeks without snowing which are late July to early September! -- http://gps.wolflord.com/ 歡迎大家參觀 --



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1F:推 plamc:世界奇觀之刀帥冰柱要出現了:P 05/24 21:03
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2F:推 Lobatchevsky:Sum-you-sh@t-f#$king-mer! (俄文髒話?) 05/24 21:06
3F:推 tinganchang:應該是 Sum-you-shit-fucking-mer! 05/24 21:07
4F:推 Lobatchevsky: Sum-you-shit-fucking-mer! 05/24 21:14
5F:推 amurosheu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/24 21:50
6F:推 ncumango:推cannon floder和big guns XDDDDDD 05/25 13:45
7F:推 blc:中文翻成:夏你他媽的天! 05/25 21:02







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