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(到了宿屋,突然一男子跑了過來,後面還有兩人追著) Peasant: Somebody! Help! 匪類: Owww, I’m hurt! We are the help! We’re your dream come true! So hand over your money! Peasant: No way! Like I’d trust the likes of you! This is the village’s money! Money we saved for-- 匪類: Oh shut up already and give me the—Hmmm? (看到MATHPIG,前來問話) Who the hell are you? You want a piece of this? (Yes) Bring it on then! I’m gonna kick your ass, wuss! Hold the mercy! (No) Oh? Just strollin’ along, eh? But I still don’t like ya! You think you’re better than me? Well, you’re dead wrong! You’re mine, punk! (一陣惡鬥之後,當然輕易被解決啦) *Grrrr* You’ll regret this… (於是兩人落荒而逃) Peasant: Thank you so much, Sire! Hmm… I think… I think I can trust you… Please! You’ve got to help me! (No) Ah! You’re not like those other fallas… You can really take care of business! (Yes) Oh thank you thank you! I’ll only say it once, so listen up, okay? See, there’s this huge creature that seems ta like to rampage my village’s fields! Without them crops, my village will starve! So I came here as village rep to find a strong warrior to help us! Boy, I’m glad I stumbled upon you! You seem like a right strong fella! How, I ain’t asking ya to do this for free… We collected 3000 gold for you! Half is yours now! (MATHPIG received 1500 gold!) You’ll get the rest when you beat up the monster! Great! I’ll be waiting back at the village! I’ll see ya there! My village is waaaaaaaaay South of here! It’s called Kabochi! (走後突然又折返) What? You want me to repeat that? (Yes) Okay, fine: You’ve gotta beat up a monster for us! If you do that, I’ll give you the other 1500 gold! It ain’t no lie! Great! I’ll be waiting back at the village! I’ll see ya there! My village is waaaaaaaaay South of here! It’s called Kabochi! (No) Great! I’ll be waiting back at the village! I’ll see ya there! My village is waaaaaaaaay South of here! It’s called Kabochi! 宿屋內水手: Well well, you are much stronger than you look, aren’t you? 吧台客人: I’ve been to that village of Kabochi to the South myself. But let me tell you, that place is super hicksville. 酒保: Oh? You’re looking for the Legendary Hero so he can save your mother? 宿屋二樓女子: My husband is scientist, but one day, out of the blue, he said that he had to go on a journey… Something about finding the Legendary Hero to save the world or something. 宿屋二樓老人: Hmmm… Hmmm… The great Demon Lord plans to escape from the World of Darkness. I have to find the Legendary Hero and tell him this grave news! -- 雖然無法成為傳說中的勇者 但若能做到路見不平,拔刀相助 勇者 不一定只能代代相傳 只要有心,人人都可以是勇者 --



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