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有些還蠻有趣的 分享給大家看看 那台灣人自己會怎麼看自己呢? 以下是瑞士人看瑞士人的觀點~~ 1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late. Make that 1 minute 2. you've ever been confused with a Swede 3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE 4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available 5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal 6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains 7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means 8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track 9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point 10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school 11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk 12. you are amused when people ask you what language (singular???) is spoken in your home country 13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do 14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch 15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting 16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere 17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to 18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual 19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television 20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly 21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen 22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck 23. you think that Switzerland may eventually join the EU, but you're not truly in favor of that 24. when you are asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..." 25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year 26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water" 27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells 28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time 29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory 30. you know what Betty Bossy books and products are and have bought one 31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs 32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has a machine gun under his bed 33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe! 34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger --



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◆ From: 201.134.39.2 ※ 編輯: Teraterm 來自: 201.134.39.2 (05/30 01:20)
1F:推 indigo:XDDDDD 34 換成台北 101 跟「標準」德語一樣適用 XD 05/30 03:03
2F:推 Europe:請問第七與第九的德文意思? 05/30 06:29
3F:推 indigo:樓上懂德文嗎?懂的話德文 Wikipedia 都有。 05/30 14:45
4F:→ indigo:不過 7. 的重點不在字義,而是發音。(德國人:囧) 05/30 14:45
5F:推 FlyinDeath:台灣人會講三種語言的多得是 台國英 05/30 17:10
6F:推 FlyinDeath:台灣的無線電視台有國台客語 最近還加了原住民 05/30 17:12
7F:→ FlyinDeath:看來台灣人的語言能力不輸瑞士人 XDD 05/30 17:13
8F:推 nantonaku:32 瑞士人也要當儐? 05/30 19:36
9F:→ nantonaku: 兵 05/30 19:37
10F:推 whirlingliu:要 瑞士男生要當兵~當完兵的槍可以收在自己家裡 05/31 17:11
11F:推 harv:好奇是哪種款式的槍? 06/03 08:42
12F:推 ibizadream:好笑~ 06/10 13:42







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