作者tliya (我是透明人)
看板CrazyArcade
標題Re: 有點色耶......>////<
時間Sat May 29 15:19:02 2004
一個鄉下女生嫁到台北去,回鄉請客的時候
姐妹們就一直問她嫁到台北跟鄉下有什麼不一樣啊~~?
她拗不過親朋好友,就說:
在鄉下爸媽都叫我們把枕頭放在頭下面,
可是我老公都叫我把枕頭放在屁股下捏。
答案是:做愛的時候把枕頭放在女生屁股下面
男生比較好放進去也放得比較深會比較爽
了了沒啦>"< 馬的!氣死我
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4F:推 oracleangel:XD好笑 210.208.178.104 05/29
5F:推 tliya:不要裝清純 媽逼 220.142.0.74 05/29
6F:推 dcmm:我真的看不懂啦....>"< 211.75.221.18 05/29
7F:推 ismallwhite:咪兔 140.116.109.126 05/29
※ 編輯: tliya 來自: 220.142.0.74 (05/29 15:46)
8F:推 dcmm:沒做過...不懂....= = 211.75.221.18 05/29
9F:推 tliya:.......現在學了一招啦~~小欣^^ ccc 220.142.0.74 05/29
10F:推 dcmm:= =a我學起來幹嘛...用不到啊 211.75.221.18 05/29
11F:推 oracleangel:撲....原來是降喔...真是深奧 ..( 點頭) 210.208.178.104 05/29
12F:推 tliya:小雪不要裝了.... 220.142.0.74 05/29
13F:推 dbeat:這樣說我就懂ㄌ 的確是這樣 61.228.97.219 05/29
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15F:推 oracleangel:跟曾寶宜依樣高 ... 210.208.178.104 05/29
16F:推 dcmm:什麼....我還是看不懂....>"< 211.75.221.18 05/29
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18F:推 oracleangel:跟小亮哥依樣高 210.208.178.104 05/29
19F:推 dbeat:跟張小星一樣小 61.228.97.219 05/29
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22F:推 dbeat:撲 61.228.97.219 05/29
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29F:推 tliya:最下面有解答 老兄 220.142.0.74 05/29