作者badd0706 (爾金,惡心,傻傻分不清楚)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 這才是閃閃光彈的最高技巧!
時間Wed Sep 22 11:38:36 2010
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1CbDF1-F ]
作者: afe812 (不是人) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 這才是閃閃光彈的最高技巧!
時間: Sat Sep 18 22:58:57 2010
今天在網咖，旁邊坐著一個小孩，貌似國小生 (?
他玩著CS
我不知道CS是怎麼玩，我玩頭會很暈
但至少我確定一點...
容我以下慢慢道來
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事情是這樣的...
我這時還努力的徜徉在三國的撕殺中，
不過眼睛餘光卻不小心掃到了隔壁那小男孩的螢幕與他...
只見這時敵人丟過來了一顆閃光彈
小男孩慘叫一聲後把雙手捂住眼睛
他CS裡的人死了...
我因為太傻眼，遊戲裡的人物也死了...
(隊友：司馬，人家在會戰，你在那發什麼呆)
(我 ：我在看一個白癡... )
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※ 編輯: afe812 來自: 218.174.204.188 (09/18 23:00)
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5F：推 a410046:有畫面有推 09/18 23:04
6F：→ colies:Fire in the hole~ [ ? 09/18 23:05
7F：推 slothHenry:遊戲就要玩得這麼投入!! 09/18 23:06
8F：推 sobiNOva:1樓好機車XD 09/18 23:10
9F：推 Answersn0w:我也碰過="=.... 09/18 23:11
10F：→ jerry42133:推一樓XDDDDD 09/18 23:11
11F：推 YuriLowell:1F超機車～～～！！！！XDD 09/18 23:17
12F：推 pidong:幹 超屌 09/18 23:20
13F：推 xu3123:別人丟閃光 我會不小心的轉頭... 09/18 23:24
14F：→ Gisellededle:我看不懂Q Q 09/18 23:25
15F：推 penny93730:一樓XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:34
16F：推 banban612:1F XDDDD 09/18 23:34
17F：推 lovecollyi:一樓你好壞XDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:35
18F：推 caerwen:一樓你讓我笑好久XDDDDDD 09/18 23:36
19F：→ scar906:阿嗚嗚嗚~~我上笨版那麼久了..第一次嘗到走紅的滋味 09/18 23:38
20F：推 Stone5566:XD 09/18 23:38
21F：推 KrGo:看不懂一樓的意思＝ ＝？ 09/18 23:40
22F：→ vopp:我 ：我在看一個白癡... 1F:我也是 09/18 23:40
23F：推 amy99778:推一樓 然後也有玩CS整個畫面上來XD 09/18 23:41
24F：推 EVenus:好可愛的小男孩 好好笑的大男孩 09/18 23:41
25F：推 jack21ye43:碰到了閃狗只能自認倒楣 09/18 23:41
26F：推 etw710:1F是說 隊友表示: 我也是 是這樣嗎?? 09/18 23:42
27F：→ etw710:我懂了 我不愧是笨版鄉民= = 09/18 23:43
28F：推 johngood2032:原PO：我再看一個白癡 1F說 我也是 09/18 23:43
29F：推 infinitas:樓上= =+ 09/18 23:44
30F：推 l1290220:1F婊人婊超大 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:44
31F：推 yannjen:一樓XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:45
32F：推 iori00000:we all are 09/18 23:47
33F：推 sky929916:一樓推推推~~~!!! 09/18 23:52
34F：推 jkjkj123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:56
35F：推 johnyy:內文跟一樓都很好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:59
36F：推 shaquillec:TAKE CARE OF THE FLASH!! 09/18 23:59
37F：推 geniussilly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:01
38F：推 dog591359:推一樓~~~~ 09/19 00:04
39F：推 rewqasdf:推一樓 09/19 00:11
40F：推 kenshin078:1F GJ 09/19 00:14
41F：推 goodyperiod:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:16
42F：推 JennyWang:太可愛了吧~~~XDDDDDD 09/19 00:17
43F：推 jzn:XD 09/19 00:17
44F：推 gemini7715:XDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:23
45F：推 Tsaijuche:XD 09/19 00:25
46F：推 FAlin:一樓V5 09/19 00:29
47F：推 pepeoa:哈~原PO的很好笑 一樓也很好笑XDDD 話說標題看不太懂 09/19 00:35
48F：推 zslyt:XDDD 09/19 00:36
49F：推 falconkk:可愛的弟弟XDDDD 09/19 00:36
50F：推 loveme00835:推一樓 XDDDDD 09/19 00:37
51F：推 wind999:推可愛的小男孩XDD 09/19 00:39
52F：推 john5757577:小男孩的圖(誤 09/19 00:40
53F：推 difish:就跟玩賽車遊戲，會跟著轉彎傾斜身體一樣= = 09/19 01:18
54F：推 howard15230:1F後勁超強的 09/19 01:25
55F：推 kate2008:1F XDDDD 09/19 01:45
56F：→ eterbless:1F GJXDDDD 09/19 02:14
57F：推 metta:1樓好好笑XDDDD 閃光彈是要玩CS才會懂得梗嗎@@ 09/19 02:15
58F：推 TinaFly:XDDD 09/19 02:18
59F：推 tom7576:一樓GOOD JOB! 09/19 02:19
60F：→ gungunit:1F好兇XDDD 09/19 02:21
61F：推 as728466: scar906: 我也是 (樓下請推齊) 09/19 02:38
62F：推 tony1688: scar906: 我也是 (齊)<--聽話吧 09/19 02:51
63F：推 s8600196002:1F婊人婊很大，1FGJ 09/19 02:54
64F：推 kurasaki:1F好壞喔>\\\\\\< 09/19 03:47
65F：推 mysadtango:還以為是閃光呢，原來是位可愛的弟弟。 09/19 03:53
66F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 06:26
67F：→ HuaLan:玩CS那種真的頭都會暈耶 很想玩可是玩到後來就覺得好不舒服 09/19 07:23
68F：推 YOUAREME:一樓有梗啦 XDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 08:44
69F：推 darran214:有畫面有笑 09/19 08:45
70F：推 wu41289:XDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:39
71F：推 fakename:一樓應該是說他也會遮眼吧 09/19 10:00
72F：推 kocw:XDDDDDDD 09/19 10:46
73F：推 hibird:一樓是黃雀 09/19 11:07
74F：推 Hilda2007:1樓好笑 09/19 12:26
75F：推 minilemon:剛開始不懂一樓的意思 現在懂了 XDDDD 09/19 12:34
76F：推 tubamichael:一樓不錯 09/19 13:50
77F：推 Apu4:一樓補刀GJ XDDDDD 09/19 13:51
78F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDD 09/19 13:56
79F：推 howard3636:在多年以前 我也幹過跟那孩子一樣的事 09/19 13:58
80F：推 ankoppt:一樓好壞 XD 09/19 14:26
81F：推 cofumn543:推一樓 XD 09/19 14:28
82F：推 bloodsuckant:一樓超好笑~哈哈哈 09/19 14:35
83F：推 blanksky:1樓XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:06
84F：推 Ekmund:連環表XDDDD 09/19 16:50
85F：推 yeeting:1樓的梗我看了好久才懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 17:08
86F：推 wholypaul:一樓專業~!! 09/19 17:35
87F：推 evolutional:一樓好賤 09/19 18:21
88F：推 peiwinnie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:29
89F：推 sonata990:後勁好強XD 09/19 18:33
90F：推 WeinoVi:弟弟很可愛XDDDD 09/19 18:37
91F：推 DRmikeice:一樓好強大XD 09/19 18:38
92F：推 summeruse:哈哈哈一樓 09/19 18:44
93F：推 g1232622:一樓好賤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 19:00
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95F：→ poikg:XDDD 09/19 20:07
96F：推 memalina:一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 20:10
97F：推 PETERBOOK:1樓人好壞....強大的GJ 09/19 20:24
98F：推 ebian:一樓超讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 21:16
99F：推 formemory:一樓好賤呀XDDD ((摀眼 09/19 21:36
100F：推 shy801020:超有畫面的 一樓補刀神 09/19 21:56
101F：推 s150286:一樓強者XD 09/19 21:56
102F：推 MDLOVE:哈哈哈哈哈 最後那句超好笑的xddddddddddddddddddddddddd 09/19 22:20
103F：推 a4102607:5樓好兄弟QAQ 09/19 22:34
104F：推 madeinchina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 22:49
105F：推 HOORJ:推一樓XD 09/19 22:50
106F：推 eddie771020:PUSH一樓XDDDDDDD 09/20 00:05
107F：推 milk7777:推原PO跟1樓XD 09/20 00:10
108F：推 abcd915516:快爆了 加把勁啊~~ 09/20 00:42
109F：推 gymbig2000:幫推爆! 09/20 00:50
110F：推 zoevla:推國小男孩和原POXDDDD 跟看人玩跑跑卡丁車一樣好玩XDDD 09/20 00:53
111F：推 chenyoan:好好笑XDDDDD 09/20 01:02
112F：推 shen25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:33
113F：推 kevin820324:不知道他媽看到這個畫面會有多難過 09/20 02:41
114F：推 kyouya:一樓在幹嘛啦XDDDDDDD壞壞 09/20 03:31
115F：推 LatteXS:一樓好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 03:52
116F：→ Yie:1F XDDD 09/20 07:58
117F：推 p78533578:最近壞人四處流竄。XDDD 09/20 08:38
118F：推 lin009:推可愛的小男孩 09/20 08:38
119F：推 redchia:都是白癡...........XDDDDDDDD 09/20 10:07
120F：推 hoseev6217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 10:40
121F：推 yuanan:XDDDDDDDDDDDD!! 09/20 11:00
122F：推 mrbeandodo:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDD 09/20 11:01
123F：推 a7998a:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 11:01
124F：推 iorichu:爆！ 09/20 11:03
125F：推 viviyo:推一樓= = 09/20 11:10
126F：→ f02243209:原po心想，躺著也中槍。 09/20 11:17
127F：推 asdisr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 11:25
128F：推 kentchiou:好有畫面喔... 09/20 11:26
129F：推 sky45132008:超好笑XDD~~ 09/20 12:55
130F：推 zuruineko:XDDD 09/20 13:53
131F：推 Amalgame:神首!這是神首啊 09/20 14:09
132F：推 alex0318:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:47
133F：推 Namine:太有畫面!!XDDDDDD 09/20 15:15
134F：推 v10237:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/20 15:35
135F：推 h20021:一樓 XDDDDDDDD 09/20 16:00
136F：推 kuut:XDDDDD 09/20 19:36
137F：推 LCHEN:推一樓 09/20 19:54
138F：推 MITCHLIN:我懂一樓梗了 哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/20 20:36
139F：推 orfeo20306:XDDDDDDDDDD 推一樓 09/20 21:05
140F：推 yobeeweb:XDDDDD 09/20 22:03
141F：推 bananaseed:一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:34
142F：推 lovemeangel:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 10:54
143F：推 x03692001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 15:48
144F：推 Lunachen:1F專業 09/21 19:16
145F：→ amy318:XDDDDDDDD 09/21 21:36
146F：推 Strogatz:推1f 09/21 21:56
147F：推 ththth:專業1f XDDDDDDD 推內文跟1f 09/21 23:41
148F：推 catv:不懂啦~= = 09/22 00:17
149F：推 badd0706:借轉CS online版 09/22 11:38
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155F：→ key0077:要不要cs板也轉XD 09/22 12:29
156F：推 seasonsong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 13:39
157F：推 howard6101:我快笑翻了.... 09/22 17:25
158F：→ mairjlin:為什麼我看不懂梗在哪裡 09/22 19:07
159F：推 npc776:梗在小弟弟人槍合一了....他看到閃就被閃了xd 09/22 19:28
160F：→ mairjlin:可是為啥大家都推一樓!? 09/22 19:40
161F：推 XDglory:主角說他在看白吃 一樓回自己也在看白吃(版主) 09/22 19:58
162F：→ mairjlin:喔喔!!!樓上專業!!!豁然開朗!!!能張目對日!!!! 09/22 22:39
163F：推 orz1123:XD 09/22 23:52
164F：推 dod303: XD 09/23 10:48
165F：→ XDglory:XD 09/23 11:28