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標題[轉錄][無言]老爸對我的道德教育...
時間Sat Feb 16 20:36:47 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: x90222 (炮仔) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 老爸對我的道德教育...
時間: Thu Feb 14 21:39:43 2008
話說昨天吃午餐的時候，剛好和老爸聊到了族譜的問題。
我就問老爸：我班上有一個同學和我們同姓，
結果隔壁班的同學也有一個同姓，結果他們對族譜，好像是遠房的堂兄弟耶。
可是他們是桃園還有富岡的，和我們有關係嗎？（我是湖口人）
老爸：沒關係。他們應該是同一個祖宗，桃園那裡也有很多和我們同姓的大家族啊！
我：那就好，我隔壁班的那個同學，做人實在有夠機掰的，我很不想和他有任何關連。
這個時候我老爸就說了一句：你要好好檢討你自己。
嚇！我老爸在我十九年的人生當中還沒有像昨天那樣突然講出一句很有營養的話出來。
想必他發現他對我荒廢了將近二十年的道德教育，此時正要糾正我思想上的偏差。
我想他大概不外乎就是要告誡我，守好自己的本分，
寧可別人對不起我，不可以是我做出對不起別人那看似平凡，寓意卻深的大道理啊！
此時我爸緩緩的從口中說出...
而我停下嘴中咀嚼的午餐，恭敬的聽著父親的告誡。
他說：你要想你自己為什麼沒有他那麼機掰，所以才會覺得人家很機掰。
只要有一天你比他還要機掰了，就不會覺得他很機掰了。
老爸，這真的是金玉良言，我從來沒發現到我可以這麼做。＝ ＝
看來我的道德教育還會一直荒廢下去。
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http://www.wretch.cc/blog/x90222
人們總是被道德倫理限制住自己的行動，
然而道德倫理到底帶給了我們快樂嗎？
沒有…這些狗屁東西只帶給了我們不必要的束縛，
相較之下…我們生活的這個地方…才是地獄…
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