作者FISHM (罐子)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 死亡筆記本...
時間Thu Feb 14 01:04:29 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: VOICEVOICE (搖滾人生滾呀滾) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 死亡筆記本...
時間: Tue Feb 12 02:12:22 2008
昨天難得和家族成員一起聚餐吃飯
年節時刻中式餐廳裡人多嘴雜，在一片喧鬧聲中我默默地吃喝著
吃著吃著
念小學二年級的小表弟突然神秘兮兮地拿出一本作文練習簿
「表哥表哥，我給你看一個東西。」
表弟把練習本遞給我，看到本子的封面我差點沒把佛跳牆給推倒
在天藍色的作文本封皮上
表弟自己用麥克筆大大地寫著
《死‧亡‧筆‧記‧本》
我心想現在是怎樣？
有必要這樣嗎？
「那....你知道這要怎麼用嗎？」
強作鎮定的我冷靜地問了表弟
「我知道啊！」 「寫了誰的名字，他就會像這樣....死翹翹啊！」
表弟一面搥胸作出心臟病發的痛苦表情，一面陽光開朗地回答
「嗯....那你要寫誰的名字啊？」
表弟此時抬頭望了我一眼
笑笑地回答說
「陳冠希。」
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先生女士
這裡頭就像迪士尼樂園一樣有趣哪
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2F：推 mineko:XD 02/12 02:31
3F：推 qteen666:我的嘴角 02/12 03:12
4F：推 a32122: 一直抖 02/12 03:19
5F：推 wishsingwhen:整個爆笑出來... 02/12 03:25
6F：推 ihmol:請問原po表弟姓謝嗎... 02/12 03:34
7F：推 malindorothy:今日第一笑 給你了 XDDD 02/12 04:26
8F：推 perfectDN:有夠好笑XDDD 02/12 05:05
9F：推 rachel414:有夠好笑XDDD 02/12 06:34
10F：→ saltlake:這裡, 頭就像迪士尼樂園一樣有趣哪 02/12 07:02
11F：推 wingli:XD你表弟滿狠的 02/12 07:06
12F：推 dderfken: 有夠好笑XDDD 02/12 07:22
13F：推 cocko:有夠好笑XDDD 02/12 07:31
14F：推 topsniper:這個年 頭都變了... 02/12 07:55
15F：推 savior1029:我笑了~^^ 02/12 08:10
16F：推 deoman43: 表弟是對的! 02/12 08:31
17F：推 iwagu:表弟好阿 灌吸安心上路 02/12 08:35
18F：推 shadowmoon:有夠好笑XD 02/12 08:36
19F：推 LonyIce: 這是怎麼回事= = 02/12 08:40
20F：推 justbydog:XDDDD 02/12 08:51
21F：推 yiwanwg:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD~~~~~ 02/12 09:13
22F：推 tntbear:C哥是對的 02/12 09:15
23F：推 kklove1010:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXDXDX 02/12 09:37
24F：推 frchoco:有笑有推... 02/12 09:37
25F：推 frank77823:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 09:42
26F：推 pooforman:超好笑XD 表弟是對的 02/12 09:49
27F：推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 09:59
28F：推 diabla:喵的，早知道就不要邊刷牙邊看這篇了，害我把泡泡吞下去… 02/12 10:07
29F：推 MissSleep:我不爭氣的笑了 02/12 10:15
30F：推 pauldotcom:有夠好笑XDDD 02/12 10:40
31F：推 shiaobai:有笑有推XDDDDD 02/12 10:42
32F：推 davidbright:XD 02/12 10:48
33F：→ aj064534:看來死法一定是爽死吧... 02/12 10:48
34F：推 nike923123:好酷的小孩 02/12 11:09
35F：推 GreenNicky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 11:43
36F：推 EP:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 11:44
37F：推 kkk321:XDD 02/12 11:47
38F：推 penQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 12:22
39F：推 Naruto86:你弟弟是不是 Sex Photo 作者 @@! 02/12 12:28
40F：推 linyulucat:我不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 13:03
41F：推 Nekki1409:孩子的教育～...... 02/12 13:12
42F：推 blacky1223:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 13:30
43F：推 Raist:現在要寫洪其德了...可是那都不是本名吧 /_\ 要交換眼睛 02/12 13:50
44F：推 dyudog:我笑了= = 02/12 13:56
45F：推 lamber:XDDDDD 02/12 14:01
46F：推 marsper:有笑有推，這表弟太潮了XD 02/12 14:04
47F：推 kellytata:阿嬌是弟弟的偶像齁.....XD 02/12 14:05
48F：→ snowcancer:目前推文數剛好44 02/12 14:08
49F：推 GIRLSLOCKS:這位弟弟好笑~~~~~ 02/12 14:10
50F：推 kyuzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 14:15
51F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 14:23
52F：推 peiandyu:不要再喝熱茶的時候看笨板...噴的滿桌都是 02/12 14:25
53F：推 grird:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 14:31
54F：推 Utena:現在的小孩...XDDDDDDD 02/12 14:33
55F：推 brianice:XD 02/12 14:42
56F：推 dscndg:XD 02/12 14:42
57F：→ easybaby:XDDD 02/12 14:57
58F：推 windinin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:17
59F：推 thekingofsea:未來的神啊~快拜~~ 02/12 15:23
60F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:27
61F：推 kiwifish16:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:34
62F：推 tomriddle45:有誰要轉吐槽版嗎 02/12 15:37
63F：推 Guinevere:笑翻了啦XDDDDDDD 02/12 15:45
64F：推 kickyourass:好久沒這樣大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:53
65F：推 mh2ant:kira 好蠢喔..... 02/12 16:23
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66F：推 f575739:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個好笑 02/12 16:34
67F：推 relax7878:迪迪~這樣就對了(拍) 02/12 16:56
※ yd1140:轉錄至看板 joke 02/12 17:07
68F：推 chungermany:有笑有推！迪迪有跟上流行喔 02/12 17:14
69F：推 sonata:推~~~XD 02/12 17:18
70F：推 answer1213:XDDD 02/12 17:18
71F：推 hahahaelle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好可愛 02/12 17:28
72F：→ r50693:有前途 02/12 17:29
73F：推 gn03138868:如果表弟是阿嬌的粉絲，那他應該很喜歡冠希阿?! 02/12 17:35
74F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 17:41
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78F：推 rob666:有前途阿!!! 02/12 18:31
79F：推 christianSK:最後一句讓我嘴角抽動了XD 02/12 18:45
80F：→ christianSK:a自慰後都不洗手的.....這就是自婊的秘密！？ 02/12 18:46
81F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 18:56
82F：推 akizukichise:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 19:03
83F：推 vivian0201:奇樂!!!! 02/12 19:06
84F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 19:37
85F：推 XiCheng:XDDDDDD 有笑！ 02/12 19:38
86F：推 uigogogo:有笑有推 02/12 19:44
87F：推 selinaevo:XDDDDDDDDD 02/12 19:49
88F：推 sonia08:我笑不停了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 20:19
89F：推 m90384:6樓專業!!! 02/12 20:29
90F：推 mison80086:小弟弟真是懂事XDD 02/12 20:34
91F：推 drop1029:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 20:44
92F：推 cover543:殘劍:灌C不能死.... 為了天下守著電腦伸圖的宅男!! 02/12 20:44
93F：→ cover543: 有我宅的一天, 便要阻止你刺C!! 02/12 20:47
94F：推 pttstupid:童言無忌阿XD 02/12 20:52
95F：推 pppkkk2:圖片裡有表弟ㄇ 02/12 20:56
96F：推 maplebang:爆笑了出來 哈哈 超有趣的 02/12 21:54
97F：推 hola1214:有笑有推 02/12 21:57
98F：推 ahi0589:我還沒看到照片~他還不能死 02/12 21:58
99F：→ kkkmonkey:哈哈 現在小孩真的訴喔 02/12 22:00
100F：推 michellestar:笑推！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 22:01
101F：推 VIOLET523:我不爭氣的笑了... 02/12 22:10
102F：推 chiachiachia:噗XDDDDDDDDD 02/12 22:30
103F：推 incanada:今日最好笑 此小弟有前途 ! 02/12 22:34
104F：→ Nonbow:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 22:53
105F：推 PHCCH:孩子的學習雖說不能等....衝過頭也不好XD 02/12 22:54
106F：推 vivi90141:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 23:03
107F：推 enid423:小小年紀的...真有想法!!ha 02/12 23:04
108F：推 panhoho:XD 02/12 23:13
109F：推 ypla:我笑了XDD 02/12 23:17
110F：推 c11838:XD 02/12 23:20
111F：推 massukiss:結果勒結果勒~~ 結果勒結果勒? 02/12 23:27
112F：→ sdjh18:XDDDDDDD 也太可愛了吧 02/12 23:36
113F：推 kaziya:嘴角上揚XD 02/12 23:37
114F：推 princessmake:XD 02/12 23:41
115F：推 djrave:表弟GJ!!!!!!!!XD 02/12 23:41
116F：推 xyzpk123:XXDDDDDDD 02/12 23:48
117F：推 chickenshop:爆 02/12 23:49
118F：推 osc1960:我笑了...... 02/13 00:05
119F：推 mily0829:那不就少一個男優了？ 02/13 00:23
120F：推 tomatodoll:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 05:18
121F：推 elephantoska:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 05:21
122F：推 burry:超好笑的XDDDDDD 02/13 06:30
123F：推 FireHell:有前途XD 02/13 12:31
124F：推 mayday3721:好小孩~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 13:11
125F：推 Yie:有前途。 02/13 15:07
126F：推 dannyst:我笑了 02/13 15:09
※ andy72:轉錄至看板 Youth 02/13 15:21
127F：推 nitozy:好笑!!!!但絕得有點像反串.... 02/13 15:53
128F：推 orangedays00:好可愛的表弟!(拇指) 02/13 20:08
129F：推 u870458:這不推不行 02/13 21:05
130F：推 ckb91:原來是新世界的神的表哥啊 失敬失敬 02/13 22:53
131F：推 heheoh:哈哈 我大笑了 02/13 23:17
132F：推 shiroyama:原po表弟有前途 進來推一個XDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 00:43
133F：推 isien:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 00:51
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