作者skyheart (貓在鋼琴上昏倒了)
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標題推薦super007擔任賤民黨"副黨犬"
時間Sun Oct 1 21:09:19 2000
昨日,卑職於小魚站閒逛時發現流浪狗一條,狀似淒涼,
乃心生惻隱之心,想牽回交由本黨夢兒小姐飼養.
以下為人狗交談內容,請主席們裁示.
(本談話經過當事犬同意後公開;部份談話內容為保護當事犬,已刪去)
● 5 super007 靈靈氣 賤狗會乖乖的 水球準備中
To super007: 變成狗了啊...唉唉 [09/30/00 20:44:40]
★ super007 呵呵~~你不知道我是夢兒身邊的一條狗唷:p [09/30/00 20:45:16]
To kodsk: 白夫人...夢兒好厲害..... [09/30/00 20:47:25]
★ kodsk 啊???發生什麼事了??^^? [09/30/00 20:47:42]
★ super007 你為什麼要隱身呀？ [09/30/00 20:48:50]
To super007: 有人說想把妳當狗的事收入白濫集 [09/30/00 20:54:32]
★ super007 千萬不要哇 [09/30/00 20:54:49]
★ super007 千萬不要不做呀 [09/30/00 20:54:59]
To super007: 好吧..那你去跟kodsk說...不過我以後也叫妳狗狗囉 [09/30/00 20:56:46]
To super007: ??? [09/30/00 20:56:55]
★ super007 不行呀~~這樣我會咬你的 [09/30/00 20:57:08]
★ super007 看過秋田狗吧 [09/30/00 20:57:21]
★ super007 很陰的一種狗 [09/30/00 20:57:45]
To super007: 妳剛不是說不要不做?? [09/30/00 20:58:19]
★ super007 唷~~我是一個不愛虛名的人 [09/30/00 21:00:00]
★ super007 對於貴黨~~~ [09/30/00 21:00:16]
To super007: 去跟kodsk說啦 [09/30/00 21:00:28]
★ super007 賤狗是略有所虧 [09/30/00 21:00:43]
★ super007 可是呀~~~賤狗覺得呀~~~~還是做流浪賤狗比較好 [09/30/00 21:01:19]
★ super007 白爛不是靠嘴說的咩~~~要用心去體會咩 [09/30/00 21:02:49]
To super007: 跟我說幹嘛 [09/30/00 21:03:07]
★ super007 為什麼要注意我呀？ [09/30/00 21:03:12]
To super007: kodsk找你啦 [09/30/00 21:03:22]
★ super007 人家甘心為犬~~~難道也錯了嗎？ [09/30/00 21:03:41]
To super007: 這不是妳的錯 [09/30/00 21:03:55]
To super007: 不但沒錯,還應該受到表揚 [09/30/00 21:04:14]
★ super007 敢問那個k~~~是何方~~~~神聖呀？ [09/30/00 21:04:22]
To super007: 是白濫主席的夫人 [09/30/00 21:04:40]
★ super007 恕在下見識淺 [09/30/00 21:04:56]
To super007: 狗狗乖^^ [09/30/00 21:05:15]
★ super007 賤狗~~只對自己的好友有興趣 [09/30/00 21:05:27]
★ super007 賤狗也只舔自己的主人 [09/30/00 21:05:50]
★ super007 :D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [09/30/00 21:05:57]
To super007: 不錯,好一條友骨氣的狗 [09/30/00 21:05:58]
To super007: 一定很好吃 [09/30/00 21:06:06]
★ super007 人家可是一隻正氣零然的狗 [09/30/00 21:06:19]
To super007: 這狗廢話真多 [09/30/00 21:06:30]
To super007: haha [09/30/00 21:06:36]
★ super007 你管狗 [09/30/00 21:06:37]
★ super007 狗不是用來管的~~~是用來扁的:P [09/30/00 21:06:57]
To super007: 我會請夢兒多多扁妳的,放心吧 [09/30/00 21:07:20]
★ super007 夢兒才不捨得扁那麼可愛的狗狗勒 [09/30/00 21:07:42]
★ super007 本狗對夢兒忠心梗梗 [09/30/00 21:08:05]
To super007: 我妹沒事養這狗幹嘛 [09/30/00 21:08:48]
★ super007 你自己去問他囉~~~ [09/30/00 21:09:02]
To super007: 好啦,不鬧妳了 [09/30/00 21:09:23]
★ super007 要說到這個狗~~~那一天是說不完的啦 [09/30/00 21:10:13]
★ super007 而且呀~~ [09/30/00 21:10:25]
★ super007 如果呀~~貴黨出一張護黨犬的照片~~~~賤狗會考慮加入 [09/30/00 21:14:41]
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