作者cody880528 (Summon)
看板BlizzHeroes
標題Re: [閒聊] HeroStorm Ep 07 Hopeless
時間Tue Dec 1 18:25:12 2015
※ 引述《Infernity (幹哭黃旭東)》之銘言:
: https://youtu.be/FDZX1z-yn7w
: 防雷
: 原來骷髏王是這樣讓人絕望的...
考試崩潰 來發廢文
以下不負責任逐字稿+翻譯
-You were a mistake
你是個錯誤
-Your parents never love you
你的父母從來沒愛過你
-Blizzard doesn't love you
暴雪也不愛妳
-No one cares about your facebook status
沒人關心你的臉書廢文
-You have no friends
你沒有朋友
-You will never repay your student loans
你永遠繳不清助學貸款
-Your credit card declined
你的信用卡被停用了
-Your are worse than the Diablo 3 auction house
你比暗黑破壞神III的拍賣場還爛
-You are so ugly, Hello kitty said Bye to you
你醜到無嘴貓都跟你說再見
-You are so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag
你笨到嘗試叫醒一個睡袋
-Your cat didn't get lost, it ran away from you
你的貓沒有走失,他離你而去
-You are so massive, Protoss tempest do extra damage against you
你太巨型,神族的暴風艦對你有傷害加成
-You are so fat, you wear 2 watches because you cover 2 time zones
你胖到要戴兩隻手錶,因為你跨越兩個時區
-I should stop insulting how fat you are, you probably have enough on your
plate
我應該停止汙辱你了,你大概自顧不暇
-Sad panda
可憐的胖達
-You're so drunk you make Farnham look sober
你醉到讓Farnham看起來清醒
-Santa isn't real
聖誕老人是假的
-No one cares about your faceb...
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