更多關於樂手的笑話: http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: one to handle the bulb, and the other four to tell him how much better they could've done it. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ? None...they just steal somebody else's light How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have machines to do that now. How many sound men does it take to change a lightbulb? "One, two, three; one, two, three." ............ 其實這就像"為什麼雞要過馬路?"一樣,已經變成來源不可考的集體創作了XD --

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