作者hogolahe (說不出來的悶)
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標題[動畫] (續)"公共安全 永在我心" 之 "自我幻想火雞事件"
時間Wed Aug 4 17:14:16 2004
這是看到某人的推文所興起的幻想.....
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這是看到某人的推文所興起的幻想.....
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這是看到某人的推文所興起的幻想.....
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這是看到某人的推文所興起的幻想.....
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這是看到某人的推文所興起的幻想.....
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自強火雞事件
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自強火雞事件
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自強火雞事件
咕咕咕~~~~
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廁所中...(前省略) ∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ 呼~~解放!! ∥
∥ 洗手台∥
∥ 刷~~~~~~~~ ↓ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ● ▅▅∥
垃圾桶↘ 背 ←小便斗 ▋∥
██ ∕﹨ (看不到) ▋∥
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∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ξ 嗯?有煙味? ∥
∥ ξ 洗手台∥
∥ ↓ ∥
∥ ξ ∥
∥ ● ▅▅∥
╰背﹨ ▋∥
垃圾桶→ ██ ∕﹨ ▋∥
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∥ ∥
. ∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ζ ζ
∥
∥ ξ 喔!垃圾桶冒煙了!! ∥
∥ ξ 洗手台∥
∥ ζ
看我多機警啊~~~ ↓ ∥
∥ ξ ∥
∥ _● ! ▅▅∥
〉 ▋∥
垃圾桶→ ██ ∕﹨ ▋∥
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∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ξ ∥
∥ξ ╭———————╮ ∥
∥ │幸好有存貨... │ ∥
∥ ζ ζ
╰○——————╯ ∥
∥ ξ 。 ∥
∥ ξ 洗手台∥
∥ ξ 看我用尿撲滅你!!!!!! ↓ ∥
∥ ∥
∥.. ● ▅▅∥
. .) ▋∥
垃圾桶→ ██ (( ▋∥
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突.然
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∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ 轟!! ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ╭—————╮ ∥
∥ ◢ │◎ ◎ |||│ 洗手台∥
∥ │ □ │ ↓ ∥
∥◢◢ ○—————╯ ∥
∥█◤●。 ▅▅∥
◥█) ▋∥
垃圾桶→ ██ (( ▋∥
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∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ 救命啊~~~~烤雞啦!!!!!!!! ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ∥
∥ ◢ 洗手台∥
∥ ||| ∴ ↓ ∥
∥◢◢ ∵(●◢ ∴ ∥
∥█◤ ◢ ̄ ▅▅∥
◥█◤ ︶ ) ▋∥
垃圾桶→ ██ ▋∥
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車廂
救命啊~~快滅火啊~~!! 火雞俠?!
有人蹓火雞啊~~~~!!!
!!
什麼???!!
‵‵
‵●◢ ● ▋ ● ▋ ● ▋ ● ▋ ● ▋ ● ▋
╰ ◢╯ 〉 ▋  ̄〉 ▋ 〉 ▋ 〉 ▋ 〉 ▋ 〉 ▋
≡≡≡≡≡≡ ╯ ╲ √██ √██ √██ √██ √██ √██
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車廂
快逃啊~~~!!
哇~~媽媽~~~!!!
救救我~~~~!!!!!
別過來!!! 火雞俠出現啦~~!!!
‵
‵ ‵
︵●◢ ▋﹨●∕ ▋ ● ▋ ● ▋ ﹨●∕ ︵●
◢ ̄ ▋ █
▋<■
︶ ▋ 〈 ̄▋ ▋■
▋ 〈
≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ ︶ ) ██ ╯﹨ █ ︶ ╲ █ ╯〉█ █ ︶ 〉 ██/
)
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車廂
哇啊~~~!!!!
別跑啊~~~~!!!!!!
哇啊~~~!!!!
‵
‵ ‵
▋ ﹨●◢ ▋ ▋ ▋ ﹨●∕ ▋ ●
▋ ▋ ◢ ▋ ▋ ▋ ■
▋<
≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ ██ ██ ╯ ╲ █ ██ ██ ︶ ╲█╯╲
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車廂中間
哇~~~啊~~~~
哇~~~啊~~~~ 車掌
↘ ◆
(●
█>
〈│
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車廂中間
哇~~~啊~~~~
前方怎麼這麼吵??
哇~~~啊~~~~
◆
●
<█>
〈│
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車廂中間
有火雞俠啊~~~~~
火雞俠??我只聽過蹓鳥俠...
救命啊~~~~
‵ ‵ ‵ ‵
‵‵ ‵ ‵ ? ◆
‵ ● ‵●∕ ﹨●∕ ●
 ̄<  ̄■ ■
╰█>
╱ ╯ ╯ ╲ ︶ ╲ 〈│
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車廂中間
啊啊啊!!!!
快滅火啊~~~~!!!!!
啊啊啊!!!! 這就是火雞俠??!!!!!
‵ ‵ ‵
‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ !!
‵‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ ‵ ◆
︵●◢ ● ﹨●∕ ﹨●_ ︵●︵ ( ●
◢ ̄ <╯ ■ ■ ■
█╮
︶ ╲ ╱ > ︶ ╲ 〉╯ ︶ 〉 ╰∕
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車廂中間
別的車廂乘客
那你快滅啊~~~我...我快熟了.... 別怕!!滅火雞我有經驗!!
是火雞俠耶... ↓
◆
●◢ d ● ● ● ● ●
╰◢ ╰■> │ │ │  ̄■
∕ ﹨ 〈│ (( (( (( (│
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車廂中間
喝!!
◆
︵●︵
╭
│
!! ● ◢ ● ● ● ●
╰◢ ∥ │ │ │ │
∕ ﹨ ∥ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
◆
︵●︵
╭
╰ ◆
︵●︵
╭
│
!! ● ◢ ● ● ● ●
╰◢ │ │ │ │
∕ ﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
◆
︵●︵
◆ ╭
︵●︵ ╰
◆
╭ ︵●︵
╰ ╭
│
● ◢ ● ● ● ●
╰◢ │ │ │ │
∕ ﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
◆
︵●︵
◆
╭
︵●︵
╰
╭
╰
啊~~~~!!!!!!! ◆ !! !! !! !!
︵●︵ 啪!! ● ● ● ●
◢◢ ■ │ │ │ │
●╯√_﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
..... ..... ..... .....
◆
︵●︵ ● ● ● ●
◢╮ │ │ │ │
●╯◢︿﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
啊~~~~!!!!! ..... ..... ..... .....
◆
︵●︵ 啪!! ● ● ● ●
● ◢■ │ │ │ │
╯√︿﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
..... ..... ..... .....
◆
︵●︵ ● ● ● ●
◢╮ │ │ │ │
●╯ ︿﹨ (( (( (( ((
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車廂中間
可憐的火雞俠...
啊~~~!!!!!
好殘忍啊~~~
啊~~~~!!!!! 啪!! 腿軟
◆ ↓
啊~~~!!!!! ︵●︵ 啪!! ● ● ●
● ◢■ 啪!! ╰■╯ ╯﹨ ■﹨ ●
╯√︿﹨ ∕〈 │〈 ( ( ╭ ╭﹨
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終於....
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車廂中間
滅了.... 鐺鐺鐺!!! 喔喔喔~~~~
車掌好啊!!!!
搶救火雞大兵!!!!
ξ ξ
◆
﹨●∕ ● ﹨● ﹨● ●
ξ
■ ╰■╯ ■﹨ ■﹨ ╯╯
奄奄一息→ ●—︽ ∥ ∕﹨ ││ ∕﹨ ∕﹨
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車廂中間
.
沒事了...快回座位吧...
嗯...回去了......
ξ ξ
◆
● ● ● ● ●
ξ
〈 ̄ 〈 │ │ 〈
●—︽ │〉 ∕﹨ ∕﹨ ╯﹨ ﹨╯
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車廂中間
.
別走啊...送我去醫院...
ξ ξ
╱ξ
●—︽
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車廂中間
嗚.....
ξ ξ
ξ
●—︽
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車廂中間
嗚.....
ξ ξ
ξ
●—︽
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