1.You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice. 2.What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn. (urn 骨灰罈) 3.A restaurant full of lawyers was held hostage. The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour. (微笑一下,讓心情更好!) --

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