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來自mlb板的文章,其中內容有些好笑的地方 天使篇: What is the must-have food item offered at the ballpark and what makes it so good? "The ginormous hot dogs out in center field. Why are they so good?" "This is a ballpark that has no good food. And they charge very high prices for Taco Bell, Carl's Jr., etc. You can go across the street and pay normal prices for the same food. Arte Moreno brags about having lowered beer prices, but he raised food prices for inferior food and raised ticket prices more. And, take a look, the beer prices are no longer a bargain. The prices may not go up, but each year the cups get smaller." "The Angels have amazing frozen items. Most stadiums offer an ice cream and some popsicles. However, Angels Stadium has those, plus frozen lemonades and sundaes." "Ruby's garlic fries, because they're amazingly tasty and hot." "They just opened a 'full' Panda Express on the view level, which is kind of nice. Ruby's is supposed to be pretty good, but has a LONG wait and is unbelievably expensive. The pizza will put you on the toilet within the inning [not fun toilets to be on]. Compared to the options at other parks I visited last year [including Houston, Philly, Pittsburgh, Boston, and more], the Angels [and Dodgers] are the worst." What is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself? "One time, I saw a guy stealing a three-gallon drum of mustard." "Boston and New York fans are rudest at our park." "It's those damn Yankees fans that cause all the problems." What is the best promotion/giveaway your team has offered? What is the worst? What is a promotion you'd like to see? "Pink tote bags for Mother's Day was the best. That jerk who sued the Angels is the worst. I would like to see only women get the pink tote bags again." "Thundersticks during the playoffs were great, because they created a pumped-up atmospere the team lacked before 2002. " "Best: 12-pack cooler. Worst: Lunchbox." "I'd like to see a fan vote to get Los Angeles out of our name. We are Anahiem and we are Orange County. We are not L.A." 有鑑於橘郡鄉民對於ㄐㄐ們的控訴,特別也製作了ㄐㄐ篇 ㄐㄐ篇 *[1mWhat is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself?*[m 來自紅鳥鄉民--"I can't recall any -- this ain't New York." 來自皇家支持者--"I have not seen one. Kansas City isn't New York, you know." 水兵們-- "There's normal heckling and throwing fake money when A-Rod comes to bat." "Mariners management not allowing fans to wear "Yankees Suck" T-shirts." 太色人-- "None. It is an NL park, so you don't get obnoxious Yankees and Red Sox fans that insist on being idiots. You do get lots of Cubs fans, but they are generally laid back." 落磯鄉民的控訴--"Yankees fans. 'Nuff said." 金鶯鄉民大怒!-- "It is usually the opposing fans against us. Red Sox and Yankees fan take over the stadium 40-60 percent. It doesn't help that we have been bad for 10 years now." "Arrogance by Boston or NY fans." "Unfortunately, we O's fans are normally outnumbered by the NY and Boston fans in our own stadium. We have to sit there and hope that they don't start bullying us!" "The reason the above answer is excellent is because the Red Sox and Yankees dominate our park every game. When you're standing in the concession line and you hear the crowd roar, it means the other team just scored. Orioles' Bbaseball: it's fantastic." 老虎-- "Red Sox and Yankees fans being obnoxious and thinking they own the place. They bring out the worst in the hometown, Tiger-crazed fans." "Someone spilled their beer on purpose." "A Yankees fan was waiting in line to use the bathroom and this Tigers fan let other Tigers fans cut in front of him." 笑臉人鄉民-- "Nothing, our fans are pretty good to opposing fans. I mean LeBron James did have like 40,000 people booing him for wearing a Yankees cap, but he was asking for it. Only Yankees and Red Sox fans get heckled a lot. But, I've seen our fans buy Pirates fans beers and hot dogs and vice versa." 光芒鄉民血淚控訴-- "Yankees fans need to stay in New York. The only fight I've ever seen, in 10 years of going to games, was a Yankees fan fighting a Yankees fan and they almost spilled out onto the field. They were women." "Red Sox and Yankee fans invade and act like it's their house. They are rude to hometown fans, and it really makes me not want to take my kids to games." --



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1F:推 muningl:很好笑,推~ 05/02 10:35
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