作者dweight (相信自己,也相信队友)
看板joke
标题[转录]青出於蓝
时间Sun Jul 1 12:18:49 2001
老师: 树上有十只小鸟，用猎枪打掉一只鸟，还剩几只?
学生: 一只也不剩，都被吓跑了。
老师: 错!!还剩九只，但，我喜欢你的想法!
学生不服输也反问了老师一个问题
学生: 老师，我也有问题想请教你。
老师: 哈！？
学生: 有三位妙龄女郎在路上吃冰淇淋，第一个用咬的，第二个用舔的，
第三个用吸的，请问哪一个已经结婚了?
老师（满脸通红，很不好意思）:啊~~~~~是不是那个用吸的.....
学生: 错!!是手上有戴结婚戒指的那个，但，我喜欢你的想法!
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