作者c8c8c8c8c8c8 (哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈)
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标题Re: [笑话] 911
时间Sun Jan 29 01:57:35 2017
1.
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow forever.
2.
What was Bin Laden's favorite NFL team?
The New York Jets.
3.
The Pentagon is now a triangle.
4.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"911."
"911 who?"
"You said you'd never forget."
5.
Americans are so bad at League of Legends because they can't defend the
towers.
6.
Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!
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