作者yolodick (键盘肥宅)
看板Gossiping
标题[问卦] 如果接到美国总统电话要说什麽才够震撼
时间Mon Apr 15 00:52:26 2024
我肥宅你各位好
若今天
你在看股票/上班/打游戏/尻尻/淫意女高中生
突然你的手机响起
接起来电话是：Hello I am the President of the United States
这时候再说什麽才能震撼美国总统 让他吓到不敢再来打？
卦？
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