※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： 122 The One With the Ick Factor -part 3 [Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.] [场景：莫妮卡的卧房，延续稍早的情景] Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial. 我们犯了大错。喔天啊， 我刚刚跟一个在建国两百年纪念日时都还没出生的人上床了。 Young Ethan: I just had sex. 我刚刚炒饭了。 Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? 伊森，专心点。你怎麽能不跟我说？ Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were. 呃，你也没跟我说过你年纪多大啊。 Monica: Well, that's different. 喂，那不一样啊。 My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? 我的谎不会让我们其中之一犯了48州的重罪啊。 你到底在想甚麽啊？ Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'... 我没有在想，我正忙着坠... Monica: Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand) 别说出来。(用手阖上伊森的嘴) Young Ethan: ...in love with you. ...入你的爱河。 Monica: Really? 真的吗？ Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry. (点头) 抱歉。 Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins. 好，给我掉出来。知道吗，你根本不应该在这里，明天还得上课。 喔天，喔天啊。我就像那些带着查德小鲜肉上街的女人。我是琼柯林丝。 Young Ethan: Who? 谁啊？ [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.] [场景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，除了莫妮卡大家都在] Ross: (on phone) Okay, Andre should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way. (电话中) 好，安德烈会在45分钟左右到那里。好地，掰掰。 (对菲碧) 那样简单多了。 Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream. 喔，拜托，你已经告诉我上一个梦了啊。 Rachel: No, forget it. 不，别想。 Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy? 喔，为什麽。我的表现是不是特别地...有料啊？ Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too. 好吧，好。嗯，你并不是唯一在场的人。 (镜头带到罗斯，他非常仔细在听) 乔伊也在场。 Joey: All right. (Moves closer.) 好耶。(靠近些) Ross: Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there. 那边还...呃，呃，呃，呃...有没有...其他人在场。 Rachel: No. 没 Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything? 你确定吗？没有人呃，递给你呃，薄荷之类的吗？ Rachel: No, it was just the three of us. 不，那边只有我们三个而已。 Ross: Huh! 啊！ Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler? 那，告诉我。那时候是你跟钱德，然後你跟我，还是你跟我跟钱德？ Rachel: (laughs) You know what? (笑) 知道吗？ Joey: What? 什麽？ Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me. 好几次里面甚至没有我喔。 (Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.) (钱德和乔伊笑，直到他们看向对方，接着惊恐地缩回去) Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. (hugs them) 那样好甜蜜啊，先生们。 (抱他们) (Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say) (莫妮卡进来，戴着随身听，所以没听到其他人说的) Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon. 嘿，莫。 Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon? 莫，伊森又打来了。莫？ All: (shouting) Mon! (大叫) 莫！ (Monica takes of her walkman) (莫妮卡拿下随身听) Monica: What? 怎样？ Rachel: Ethan called again. 伊森又打来了。 Monica: Oh. 喔 Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore? 你再也不跟他约会了吗？ Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out. 不了，知道吗，有时候事情就是不会成功。 Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym. 这跟他必须要请假才能离开体育馆一点关系都没有 (Monica stares at Rachel) (莫妮卡瞪向瑞秋) Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by. 我，我甚麽都没...我发...我甚麽都没有说，我发誓，他刚好经过。 Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is? 听着，下次你们跟他聊天时，可以问问他哪一个金刚战士最强吗？ (Ross and Chandler laughs) (罗斯和钱德笑) Ross: Oh, yeah. 喔，对啊 Monica: Ha, ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now? 哈哈哈，喔我的生活真好笑啊。现在可以算了吗？ Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry. 抱歉 Ross: It's morphin time! 合体时间到！ Joey: Stegosaurus! 战斗剑龙！ Chandler: Tyrannosaurus! 战斗暴龙！ (They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do) (他们都学金刚战士一样交叉双臂) Phoebe: Ooh, oh, I've gotta go. (raises) Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. (sits down, and then raises again) Cool! 唔，喔，我得走了。 (起身) 哇喔，头晕了。再一次，然後我就得走。 (坐下，然後再度起身) 酷！ Rachel: Where are you going? 你要去哪里？ Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people. 嗯，喔，我要去一个生日派对，跟一些同事们。 Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me. 同事们？没人跟我说啊。 Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza. 没，我知道。这就是那个，你知道，"他们不喜欢你"故事的一部分 Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person. 知道吗？我不懂耶。一个月前，这些人还是我朋友。 知道吗，就因为我掌权不代表我不同了啊。 Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are. 好吧，那你今晚应该来。你知道，跟他们相处相处。 让他们知道你依然是个很好的人。 Chandler: You think I should? 你觉得我该去？ Phoebe: I really do, yeah. 我真的觉得，对。 Chandler: Okay. 好的 Phoebe: Okay. 好的 Chandler: Okay. 好的 Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I, I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss. 喔，但是，我们可以不要一起去吗？ 我，我可不想当那个去邀请老板的怪胎。 [Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.] [场景：钱德的办公室，他跟菲碧正在休息。] Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory. 我觉得昨晚很棒。你知道，那个卡拉OK， 崔西和我唱黑檀木与白象牙。 Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you. 你是不错啦，但是他们还是取笑你。 Chandler: What? 什麽？ Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!" 知道吗，你现在就像是，就像那个 "过度关心老板""老大" 你知道的 "我与你们同在老大" "我要当你们朋友，炳哥老大！" Chandler: Then, I don't get it. 那麽，我不懂了 Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss. 呃，知道吗钱德？我觉得你得接受事实。 你就像是，坐大办公室的那家伙，你知道的。 你是那个雇用他们，开除他们的人... 他们也说你是个不错的老板。 Chandler: They do? 真的吗？ Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore. 呃亨。但他们已经不是你的朋友了。 Chandler: I just want to... 我只是想要... Phoebe: No, but you can't. 不，但你不行 Chandler: But I just wa... 但是我只是.. Phoebe: Uh uh. 啊啊 --

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